@ultimatefeather / ultimatefeather.tumblr.com
young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?
little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind
Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever
actually how am i supposed to carry on after reading "the only one who had any chance was andrew, who threw himself out of his goal like all of hell was on his heels." LIKE ALL OF HELL WAS ON HIS HEELS. im going crazy
not once in the series is andrew described as physically running. but HERE. THIS. the fastest he’s ever run
"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dying.
Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
thats not true i dont think people would do that
[ID: tumblr tags reading "#or they are pretending to be deactivated for the bit" the user has the anon icon and the url "birdenjoyer-deactivated2020100" /end ID]
I haven't seen it mentioned how huge of a flex it was for the Bad Kids to not only survive the Last Stand without anyone going down, but for Kristen to then immediately go "oh yeah, I can Plane Shift us out of here." Like not only did nobody die in the "your test is to die heroically" test, their healer never even cracked her 7th level spell slot. Wild.
why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?
although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus
the father, the son, and the holy ghost
The fourth horseman
the internet never forgets
YOU SHAVED THEM?!?
Sending this post the bill for the hernia surgery I laughed myself into needing
lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.
"ugh this is not what vampires are about :/ you've been poisoned by contemporary vampire romance"
procrastination !
I vacillate between doing favors for future me because I love her and doing this to future me because haha fuck you bitch
nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs
my favorite creepy little skeleton boy* <333
it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
