sometimes i wish solas cursed more

the current political and economic climate means that young people are going to take longer to get on their feet. don't hold yourself to the standards you expected years ago

less people are going to be stable in their 20s and that's ok

because the goal posts keep moving. rent is rising out of control. grocery prices are skyrocketing. medical pricing and schools leave us in crippling debt. jobs give you the same benefits they were giving 5 years ago and it all goes NOWHERE as far as it should.

we live in a different world than our parents. hands down

our parents could work retail or as waitresses or at dead end jobs and support a family. They could do it without college education.

now. companies are asking for highly specific degrees before they'll even interview you for 15 dollars an hour

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

i genuinely do not know which is funnier:

The possibility of site renowned werewolf fucker actually adding something that the filter took down.

OR

just adding the ‘content has been removed’ image to imply that it was nsfw.

Critical Mass of Humanity (Part I) (2441 Words)

Captain Shishab of the pirate starship Quick Sliver (yes, it was a misspelling, but it had grown on him, so he was keeping it) was circling the edge of the Canteron war fleet like the scavenger he was. 

At that moment, several hundred light years away, a human on earth was methodically screenshotting and saving images of a social media thread, but Shishab didn't even know what Twitter was, let alone anything about human communication. Nor did he have any idea that the pictures would be sent in an electronic communication to a member of his crew in the near future.

What Shishab did know was that he fucking loved humans. Oh, they were annoying and petty and some of their behaviors drove the rest of the crew literally up the walls, but they were also the best workers he'd ever had. They were tireless and dedicated, and if they liked doing something, they kept on doing it until they physically couldn't anymore. He'd made a bit of a gamble when he hired them three years ago on Earth, but he'd always had a good eye for people, no matter what form they took, and these ones had been a good investment.

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

oh i thought this was the staff meeting

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

Unmute!

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.

In 2 minutes flat lmao

A halloween science cartoon for New Scientist from a while back.

p.s. my new book ‘Revenge of the Librarians’ is out now: tomgauld.com

cooking baking

you’re the only person who gets it

I finally got the dai mod to make the companions talk like every minute when your out and about, and I’m noticing sooo much more Solas foreshadowing like—

Solas, in the Emerald Graves: The Emerald Graves have changed soooo much since I was here last :)

Blackwall, 5 minutes later: Last time I was in the Emerald Graves was 10 years ago and it looks Exactly the Same

And then there’s me realizing this was probably definitely purposeful by the writers like:

Morrigun

finally i can vomit this pun out of my head and onto the internet. i am free

Twitter / Instagram 

I read in the comic that Fenris can’t always control his ghosting and i cant stop thinking about it LOL

 I mean they probably didn’t mean that he just randomly fades thru ppl… unless…

a nap with friends on a warm summer day