i don’t usually cross post TikToks but this one is too cute imo

Sometimes I wonder if there was a bit of a culture(?) shock for shinies fresh from Kamino. Like. There is no way they were prepared for everything they encounter. Especially when they're working with Jedi. I like to think their commanding officers had a slideshow or something (mostly written up by Bly, Rex, Cody, and Wolffe) on how to deal with Jedi. Like:

"If the general appears to have fallen asleep sitting up straight, leave them alone. They are not sleeping, they are meditating. Don't interrupt them unless it is Very Important."

"If you accidentally call your general "mom" or "dad" or something else to that effect and the general starts crying, don't feel bad. Those are happy tears."

"Padawan commanders technically outrank you but they are also your new younger siblings. Behave accordingly."

"Your general may try to give you their ration bars if they think you look hungry. Do not accept. They need to eat, too, and they will give all their food away if you let them."

and most importantly of all

"If the general starts talking about weird force magic stuff and you don't understand it, just go along with it. Don't worry about trying to figure it out. We gave up ages ago. They'll take care of you."

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"Hey Fives - ... I got a big headache."

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Bail Organa is a normal-as-heck senator that looked at the flaming ruins of the space wizard hangout and went “I should go check this out to make sure everything’s ok.”

He’s a guy who saw one of the young students there get gunned down and went “I should go find what survivors I can.”

He’s the guy who dropped off Yoda to go try to assassinate the Emperor and picked him up when it failed and everyone was looking for Yoda.

He’s the guy who gave sanctuary to the only two Jedi he could find and the two Jedi that would be the highest of the Emperor and Vader’s list.

He’s the guy who watched one of his closest friends die after giving birth the children of the second most dangerous/evil guy in the galaxy, and began making arrangements for the children’s safety.

He’s the guy that took the daughter of the mass-murdering sorcerer who ruined the galaxy and decided to put himself and everything he held dear at risk to raise her as his daughter, give her a loving home.

He’s the guy that taught his daughter, who has the genes of the most powerful Jedi that’s ever lived, to channel her passions into righteous causes and the aid of others.

He’s the guy that started the Rebellion before there was even an Empire and who constantly put himself, his family, and his people at risk so that people across the galaxy could continue to fight against tyranny.

Bail Organa is too good for any of us.

tup pls say sike

How Sinker got his name.

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(Jango doesn’t need to swim, he’s got a jetpack.)

one of the funniest things in fanfics is when one clone calls another clone an ugly shithead and the other clone just looks in the camera like they’re on the office

Echo: Ugh, could things get any worse?

Rex: Things can always get worse, Echo. You could be ugly like him *gestures to Cody*

Cody:

I also love the flipside of that, which is when someone compliments a clone on their looks and the rest of the clones in the vicinity thank them

obi-wan, looking directly at cody: you truly have lovely eyes

cody, choking: i..i-

rex, passing by while slurping his smoothie: thx general

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

the Kaminoans: We have 5 million people that look exactly like Jango Fett

Obi-Wan:

shout out to depa billaba 

I MEAN…

How can you NOT love her?????

like to tell depa she’s great, reblog to give her a kiss on the forehead

space takeout with your not-boyfriend

Like Master, like Padawan

#Captain Howzer appreciation post

RIP Rex and his posse.

slay, i guess?????

Ahsoka and Selda having a break in the cantina from the novel! 🍹

Drawn by the super talented @crow085 !! 💕