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LMAO i got the mango part at least

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bitch

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That was a fluke I’m sure

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ok apparently not

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druids against transpobes

Cats against transphobes

Bears against transphobes

Fighters against transphobes.

warforged against transphobes

NPCs against transphobes

Bakers against transphobes

Werewolves against transphobes

Villains against- wait no. EVERYONE AGAINST TRANSPHOBES.

against transphobes

randomly generated dungeons against transphobes

Robots against transphopes

Programs against transphobes.

(rainbow) Magic against transphobe

my favorite part of d&d is when someone is like “… I think I know what my character would do … but it might get us into more trouble …” and everyone else starts chorusing “FOLLOW THEIR HEART!!” as we collectively tumble further and further into narratively fulfilling disaster

reblog this with the most disastrously in-character thing someone in your party has done

I once attempted to kill the entire rest of the party because the rogue had tormented and attempted to murder my character and they supported the rogue.

Shot 5 arrows into another character (I knew he wouldn’t die) to stop the bad guy killing us both

I once shot a dark young of Shub-Nigurat instead of running like any sane person would

I’ve told this story before but it’s relevant so what the hell

We were attacked by dopplegangers, they turned into copies of each of us and laid down next to us while we slept and we woke up next to them. We had to fight them one on one, cuz no one else could tell who the real one was.

Anyway we ended up with one left and he surrendered. We interrogated him and found some info we needed. The paladin, played by my then husband, had offered to let him go if he gave us the info. But my rogue was not about that life. She was chaotic neutral and wanted retribution.

I said “my character would kill them”

Husband said “if you do that, my character would kill yours.”

And that’s exactly what happened. I had to make a new character, but I’m still very proud of sticking to my character.

Killed multiple people and set a library on fire because she wanted to steal a book and wasn’t aware that people would try to stop her.

She panicked, it was hilarious.

Threatened to put an arrow in the party’s bard bc she was sympathising with a demon. Also bears mentioning that this was in front of the bard’s older brother who happened to be our Paladin and a big ass dragonborn who could and would snap her in half if she’d gone through with it

(I keep talking about this one campaign because it was the most interesting one I’ve probably ever done)

Had to hold closed a zeppelin’s bulkhead with my bare hands to stop zombie elves from killing everyone

Single-handedly started The Civil War because orcs were keeping elves as slaves (and of course my half-elf character didn’t approve of that)

Fought my way into and then back out of a psych ward that was using electrotherapy on the team’s schizophrenic fighter to rescue him

Hijacked the Red October and had to shut down a nuke seconds before it launched

Slayed dragons with an enchanted sniper rifle for a while to support our lazy brawler, crippled mage, and crazy fighter.

Blew up an entire city block because there were Dwarf Nazis inhabiting an apartment complex

Shot an F16 fighter pilot in the cockpit while they were flying at us head on to save our airship

And, last but not least, got the entire group kidnapped, interrogated, and nearly publicly executed because my character, to describe it the way our GM did, “gave all three of the king’s daughters the ol’ hokey pokey.”

And that was all in one game with one character. Silence, the mute half-elf sniper.

Cast thunderwave in the back of a prison cart because her “innocent holy woman” ruse wasn’t working

I just stayed at home after one of The guys in my party died because my character was afraid of leaving his little brother alone in the world

have your final boss be This

have him Threaten to Triple Nose Vore the party

why would you make me look at this

Listen, if Owen Wilson is a Bane on my life, Then hes a Bane on all of Yours

Wow!

Actually im considering to get him as a boss in my campaign now

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

Reason

Words

Weapons

The ground.

Non human player characters

Dice

druids or anything related to them

Items, this doesn’t include clothes or weapons, but it does include weaponized items like torches and knives.

Words

Yes

Magic

Introduce a dragon that thinks he’s much stealthier than he is.

This dragon is let into a thieves guild cause they all think that’s just too adorable.

Introduce a dragon made of doughy bread.

Introduce a dragon that has ridiculous bonuses to stealth, for some reason. Sneaky sneaky dragonzes.

Introduce a well-read ancient dragon who uses their centuries of life to inspire countless novels

Introduce all of these dragons at once.

multiple dragons at once, you say?

Introduce a dragon that is made of fire and breathes tiny dragons.

Intoduce a fluffy dragon that cuddles you

Introduce a dragon who would love to not burn dinner just once

Introduce a dragon that travels the land having adventures

Bonus points if he become the main quest giver for the party

Introduce a Dracolich

Introduce a Mage who thinks he is a dragon

Ambient sounds for writers

Find the right place to write your novel… 

Nature

Arctic ocean

Blizzard in village

Blizzard in pine forest

Blizzard from cave

Blizzard in road

Beach

Cave

Ocean storm

Ocean rocks with rain

River campfire

Forest in the morning

Forest at night

Forest creek

Rainforest creek

Rain on roof window

Rain on tarp tent

Rain on metal roof

Rain on window

Rain on pool

Rain on car at night

Seaside storm

Swamp at night

Sandstorm

Thunderstorm

Underwater

Wasteland

Winter creek

Winter wind

Winter wind in forest

Howling wind

Places

Barn with rain

Coffee shop

Restaurant with costumers

Restaurant with few costumers

Factory

Highway

Garden

Garden with pond and waterfall

Fireplace in log living room

Office 

Call center

Street market

Study room from victorian house with rain

Trailer with rain

Tent with rain

Jacuzzi with rain

Temple

Temple in afternoon

Server room

Fishing dock

Windmill

War

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)

Askaban prison (Harry Potter)

Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Diamond City (Fallout 4)

Cloud City beach (Bioshock)

Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)

Things

Dishwasher

Washing machine

Fireplace

Transportation

Boat engine room

Cruising boat

Train ride

Train ride in the rain

Train station

Plane trip

Private jet cabin

Airplane cabin

Airport lobby

First class jet

Sailboat

Submarine

Historical

Fireplace in medieval tavern

Medieval town

Medieval docks

Medieval city

Pirate ship in tropical port

Ship on rough sea

Ship cabin

Ship sleeping quarter

Titanic first class dining room

Old west saloon

Sci-fi

Spaceship bedroom

Space station

Cyberpunk tearoom

Cyberpunk street with rain

Futuristic server room

Futuristic apartment with typing

Futuristic rooftop garden 

Steampunk balcony rain

Post-apocalyptic

Harbor with rain

City with rain

City ruins turned swamp

Rusty sewers

Train station

Lighthouse

Horror

Haunted mansion

Haunted road to tavern

Halloween

Stormy night

Asylum

Creepy forest

Cornfield

World

New York

Paris

Paris bistro

Tokyo street

Chinese hotel lobby

Asian street at nightfall

Asian night market

Cantonese restaurant

Coffee shop in Japan

Coffee shop in Paris

Coffee shop in Korea

British library

Trips, rides and walkings

Trondheim - Bodø

Amsterdam - Brussels

Glasgow - Edinburgh

Oxford - Marylebone

Seoul - Busan

Gangneung - Yeongju

Hiroshima

Tokyo metro

Osaka - Kyoto

Osaka - Kobe

London

São Paulo

Seoul

Tokyo

Bangkok

Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)

Alps

New York

Hong Kong

Taipei

Beautiful

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Your team finds their way to planet Snuggle-hug. It has over 100,000 species of small fluffy things that love cuddles!

Why is this a bad idea?

Don’t use the GM’s name, instead just call them “The One Who Narrates”, said in a dramatic whisper

Call them “All-mighty GM” because they are and you should appreciate it.

so fun fact, my group has a long running joke of calling the GM the almighty god man.

They are The Storyteller, The Worldbuilder, The World Weaver and should be addressed as such

Call them Daddy

Please do not.

DM stands for Daddy Master

So, hey, I noticed my pure and good post has got unusually popular and let me just say,  these here dastardly shenanigans had better not be what’s behind that.

Have it be GM and stand for God Mom instead

DM is for Dank Magician!

ive only had this blog for like a week and i already have 142 followers????? wtf???????????????

It’s because they’re so happy to have a random ideas blog who they can actually support! I know we are

Its crazy how fast You get followers with an rpg ideas blog

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

Play a fighter who isn’t Amanda.

Only ONE WEREWOLF in your D&D worlds (including other campaigns) can be named Amanda. No one else at all.

only one of the NPCs in your world is called Amanda, the rest, no matter if they’re a King or a simple farmer, they’re all hunting the one called Amanda

- Mod Doom

You have to have only one Amanda (as well as only one of everything else) in order to avoid accidentally calling the wrong variable or program.

When naming your PC, don’t call them Amanda

Roll for your starting level on a d20.

Roll for your numbers of cantrips on a d20.

Intro post

So a couple days ago I was bored and thought I would start a new blog, there was a community Ive been following for a little while now and thought I would join them. Hello, I am Nick currently 18 just graduated and have no idea what to do with my life… Thats about it.

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Hello!

Welcome, friend!

heyo fellow new guy

i love playing as thieves

HE’LL YEAH!! I USED TO HAVE A ROGUE SUGGESTION BLOG

Hi new one.

Tutorial how to play FATAL: Get the rules. Throw them in the trash. Play DnD.

An entire village entirely populated by beagles that are constantly howling 

My ears Are hurting just by thinking of This...

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