deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i am brutally beating a man to death to maintain my extremely fragile status as captain of my pirate ship and you're my new lying ass fake cook with his silly little fake name witnessing the scene like you're both scared and horny)
“ the series Youth “ de
Kobayashi Kaichi (de son vrai nom Kobayashi Yoshikazu) était un artiste japonais spécialisé dans la conception de cartes postales et d'enveloppes imprimées en blocs de bois.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING
When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.
modern day who’s on second
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”
I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1-800-273-8255
shut the fuck up
People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
thats not true i dont think people would do that
Knowledge is empowering
you can literally get gender changers for like $3
And yes, that's literally what they're called.
Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3
i actually really like that the wigs get longer throughout the seasons, it's so subtle but it does signify that months have passed. i want to kiss the costume makers for this
I noticed that, too, at first watch, and almost obsessively started comparing them, but the longer I look, the less sure I am..
A pair of daggers with impala antler hilts, India, 19th century.
from Hermann Historica
Text translation:
"Ran khokly (slur for Ukrainians) from their home in Mariupol, and now I'm sitting and resting on my yard. Thank you russian soldiers for such an opportunity. Glory to Russia"
These is yet another example of an ordinary russian person who has nothing to do with politics, just casually moves in into a home of a Ukrainian family who (best case scenario) fled their home.
