this is what its like being autistic on tumblr

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

This post gets worse every reblog

yet im not Abel to scroll past

This post hit me like a rock to the head

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

the way padawan!obi-wan was just all about that loose neckline...

then he just closed up shop

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

it may be a hellsite, but it’s my hellsite

The euphoria of receiving a legit new follower during the Great Tumblr Pornbot Siege of 2022/2023

#bye

if nobody got me. i know 2013 samifer posts from deactivated users got me

let's go

oh gods, this is such a stupid joke, i love it: