100 DAYS OF PERCABETH ↳ Day 11
Little 12yo Warrior Percy.
this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious
What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense
Things I have learned from this poll.
There are way more places to read fanfics from that I imagined
The fuck do you all mean you were reading fics in Deviantart??? Quizilla????
I forgot fics are also a thing here in tumblr
has anyone ever heard of Mibba because thats where I was posting sasunaru when I was 14
Riki: One of us is a crewmate, one of us is a killer.
Kara: One of us tells only truths, and one tells only lies!
This game is rigged against me as long as I’m on my phone lmao
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS APPRECIATION WEEK DAY ONE | favourite character → Percy Jackson [insp]
If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.
They’re also crazy.
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
at least there’s some good news, i g-
huh⁉️
for those who are confused abt which podcasts are included, here
Boop Breakdown
Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.
Specifically:
- Normal boops: 119,204,929
- Self boops: 12,645,652
- Cat boops: 7,925,241
- Super boops: 2,095,231
- Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844
One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy.
Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:
- Booper participants: 229,881
- Booper enthusiasts: 85,548
- Booper supers: 67,571
Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop!
Boop,
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