Business law sucks.
"Nothing wrong with being the little spoon."
“You say that like I have any shame. At all. Ever.”
Zevran shoves barbecued rib with seheron spices in Bull's mouth. "Eat eat! It's good for you!"
“Oof! Is it an Antivan thing to like a lot of spices? Because I love it.”
There is a spoon, it is filled with a vegetable soup, into the Qunari's mouth it goes.
Bull grunts, his face scrunching up. “I like vegetables and all...but where’s the meat??”
Loki shoves a french fry into the larger man's mouth. "Here, I'm full."
Bull’s eyes widened just a little bit. “Wait what is this? It’s delicious!”
SHOVE CUPCAKE IN MOUTH
“Mmh!” Bull mumbles a little with his mouth full of confection and crumbs rolling down his chin. “Hey. That was good. What was that, buttercream?”
“It’s cream cheese actually! King Alistair apparently eats this for his birthday smeared on this amazing red cake. I don’t know what’s better, this or sex.”
“Well lucky for us, we don’t gotta choose do we?” He chuckled, patting his belly. “I think I need to start working out more, though. I think all this eating and skipping out on weapons practice is starting to show.”
Rune puts a carrot to his mouth. @abracafockyou
Bull looks surprised for a brief moment, then shrugs and begins eating. “I really should be eating more vegetables. Thanks.” He says with a wink.
SHOVE CUPCAKE IN MOUTH
“Mmh!” Bull mumbles a little with his mouth full of confection and crumbs rolling down his chin. “Hey. That was good. What was that, buttercream?”
Shove something in my Muse’s mouth.
“Then perhaps others should not make their private lives public.”
“With all due respect, Tal-Vashoth.”
“Yeah. Yeah, you’re absolutely right, Ma’am.”
“I apologize.”
“Why are the people of Skyhold so sensitive?”
“It would seem they are more content with hiding from the truth than accepting it.”
“Sometimes people don’t like others prying into their private lives.”
“Uh. With all due respect, ma’am.”
@tal-fucking-vashoth liked for a starter
Aldelsine didn’t even realize that someone slept in the room off of the tavern, or she never would have thought to sit on the battlements and play while looking over the courtyard. She’d gone up after being unable to sleep, hoping that playing could relax her enough to get some rest.
She’d been midway into an old lullaby when the door behind her opened, causing her to turn around so fast that she almost lost her balance, her free hand gripping the stone ledge to catch herself.
“Shit– I didn’t– were you sleeping?” She asked, pulling her legs over the ledge. “I thought everyone would be in the barracks.”
Bull craned his neck from side to side, the joints popping in a pleasant way. He hadn’t been sleeping, just resting. It sucked not being able to sleep on his side sometimes, as it left his neck and back a little stiff. He’d heard something...singing maybe? Or humming? Either way he’d been intrigued enough to go out to the hall to see where it was coming from.
He just gave Aldelsine a warm smile and nodded at her in greeting. “Sleeping? No. Too early for me.” He explained to her, even though it was already late into the night. Being a mercenary he was used to staying up late for watch shifts. It didn’t do him much good to force himself to sleep earlier than he was used to.
With long strides he took a place next to her at the balcony and rested his arms on the banister. “I like being close to the drinks, so I was graciously given a room up here.” He told her with a chuckle then turned to look at her, attentive of his horns so he would’t smack her in the face. “I’m The Iron Bull. I think I’ve seen you around before.”
Send 📝 for a rule you think is important when it comes to role playing
Vague-blogging/name dropping. I can not stress this enough. I am not here to be a witness to a person’s grudge or feud. OOC posting has its limits for me. I’m cool with reading what someone did for the day or the experiences they’ve had. But when they start dragging someone through the mud either vaguely or directly, I lose interest. Most of the time I’ve seen it, it was an attempt to spew hate and cause a scene, or build a mob onto their side to attack the other person.
I can’t stand it. Vague blogging or name dropping doesn’t need to exist in this place. Private messaging exists for a reason. To deal with your private issues.
Send 📝 for a rule you think is important when it comes to role playing
I feel like an important, and very easy rule to follow, is to just read a person’s rules page before jumping into threads. More often than not a person’s rules page has super vital information that needs to be followed to avoid triggers or issues with the law.
So please, people. Read a rules page and let a new partner know that you put in the time. Ask questions if you need clarification but more often than not a lot of problems can be avoided by reading one little page.
Send 🐶 for a role play related pet peeve.
I don’t have too many other than the usual suspects like meta gaming or god modding. If it’s not your character, then it’s not your place to control them unless explicitly agreed upon beforehand. And if your character has no way of knowing certain things are happening/will happen then it doesn’t matter what the mun knows.
munday no-no and yes-yes list
Here is a meme that can show all of the things you hate and love when it comes role playing!
Send 🐶 for a role play related pet peeve. Send ☠️ for something that will result in a instant unfollow from you Send ✋ for a prompt/plot/concept/ anything you refuse to role play Send 📝 for a rule you think is important when it comes to role playing Send 💘 for your policy on shipping with your muse(s) Send 💞 for your policy on pre-established relationships with your muse(s) Send 🔍 for something you look for on other’s blogs Send 😊 for likable quality for a role play mun to have Send 🔪 for a fandom you refuse to associate with