Made a bunch or was really fun once I got the hang of it.

Send 👅 to lick my muse

When you wanna interact with mutuals but blank out on the approach so you just appreciate them all from afar.

Send “What are you wearing?” to run into my Muse when they’re all dressed up.

What if the MUN had a warning label? What would it say?

WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

Attacked [sentence starters]

Monster-themed for the most part, but feel free to change ‘it’ pronouns to something else for a humanoid villain.

“Settle down, you’re safe now.” “Who hurt you? WHAT hurt you?” “I don’t know what it was that attacked me.” “Did you see what they looked like?” “Please, help me. I’m hurt.” “All I remember are teeth and a whole lot of pain.” “I was sure I was going to die.” “I would be dead if you hadn’t found me.” “What the hell was that thing?!” “Oh god, please don’t be dead. Please don’t be dead.” “I don’t want to think what would have happened if you didn’t show up.” “Do you have any idea what did this to you?” “Was it an animal? A person?” “It all happened so fast.” “Stop screaming, I’m not the one who hurt you!” “You’ll be alright, just calm down and tell me what happened.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you.” “I’m not sure it was even human.” “That looks like it hurt.” “Help is coming. Just stay calm.” “Don’t just stand there, help me!” “You’re lucky I came by when I did, or else you’d be dead.” “You shouldn’t be out here alone.” “Wh-where am I? What happened to me?” “You never know what might be prowling around out here.” “Why would anyone want to attack you?” “Hey, can you hear me? Are you alright?” “A-am I going to die?” “We have to go before it comes back!” “I don’t even know why it left me alive.” “I-I need a doctor. Please.” “Damn, it looks like you pissed off a grizzly bear.” “It was you. You did this to me!” “Do you think it’ll come back?” “I-I didn’t get a good look at it.” “It’s okay, I’ll help you. Just don’t try to move.” “How do you know so much about monsters?” “You need to learn how to protect yourself.” “Honestly, it’s a miracle you weren’t torn to shreds.” “I don’t think I’ve ever been so scared in my life.” “You’re not going to die. I’ll make sure of it.” “Whatever happens to me, make sure the one who did this pays the price.”

Platonic RP Starters

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The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Starters Part 7

[ I wrote these down word-for-word, so it’s possible I might have missed names/places. My apologies in advance. ]

“I wish my soul could be that beautiful.” “Goodbye, little ally of justice!” “And good luck to you.” “Are you the new hero?” “The eyes can oft deceive.” “In those days, it was always _____ who conducted for us.” “Please, tell _____ that I will still play even in the next world!” “I’m surprised you were able to find me here.” “I thought the sound of the waterfall would drown it out.” “Are you a maestro?!” “I know myself now!” “Discovering that role is your duty.” “What a cool invention!” “And my ancestors are most satisfied.” “May the winds of fortune be at your back.” “Ahh, like a molting snake that casts off its dead skin!” “That place is so empty and quiet.” “One can almost hear the echo of dead leaves falling to the cold, cracked ground!” “Lose the long face!” “Doesn’t that make you a little happy?” “My whole body is numb with the thrill of excitement!” “So this is what pure joy feels like!” “You can stop gaping in amazement now!” “I just feel like giving somebody a present.” “Well, if you like pure, soul-freezing horror, then maybe you can handle it.” “He just goes on about necklaces!” “I tell you the guy is completely obsessed!” “I can’t go giving away every secret!” “Don’t touch me with those filthy hands, you mischievous little scamp!” “I am so pleased to hear that name!” “Please be gentle on this fine door!” “You are among the most talented gamesmiths of the noble classes!” “Children can be really frightening sometimes.” “You just don’t understand, do you?!” “Just acknowledge I was here!” “It truly never hurts to ask!” “I like you so much that I want to eat you for dinner.” “I’m going to tell her all about you, too!” “Time certainly laughs at us all, huh?” “You have deceived yourself.” “Now that my power has been restored, there is no safe haven for you!” “And here, you shall fall into eternal slumber!” “Do not overlook anything!” “Oceans as far as the eye can see.” “So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool…” “Your gods destroyed you!” “Do not betray my expectations.” “My country lay within a vast desert.” “When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world.” “And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes.” “No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing: Death.” “It can only be called fate.” “Do not fear. I will not kill you.” “I merely have need of the power that swells within you.” “Let us put an end to that which binds us together!” “I desire hope for these children!” “Let a ray of hope shine on the future of the world!” “And let our destinies finally be fulfilled.” “A future for you?” “I think it’s time for us to say goodbye to this place.” “I have lived regretting the past.” “I want you to live for the future.” “This is the only world that your ancestors were able to leave to you.” “I have scattered the seeds of the future.”

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