Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I n e e d

Okay quacker, get to work

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

i only understand like 9% of life

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

setup and punchline

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

I’m on mobile, so instead of getting smaller they just get worse and worse quality

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT is Steve Harrington going from popular jock with tubular hair, to doting mom with a dish towel on his shoulder, hands on his hips, and telling kids to stay out of trouble

This guy knows what’s up

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis