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ppl are always writing characters doing dumb shit like roasting a fresh-caught rabbit over an open flame instead of making a stew with that thing. great now you’re letting all the fat drip down into the fire as it cooks, wasting calories and flavor as well as causing the flame to flare up = inconsistent heat source,… when you could be maximizing the nutritional value of small game by making a soup or stew. Come on

I mean I do think about this also. It is undeniable that the maximum calories come from a stew and that roasting is wasteful! It’s also apparently uncommon knowledge for everyone who didn’t read Hatchet too many times as a kid what do you mean

But it’s very much dependent on whether you have a pot. Roasting can be done with a stick, or three sticks if you’re fancy. Sticks are usually findable in contexts that have rabbits and are acquired with much the same kind of tool.

A pot requires at minimum a pot, implying planning and sensibility, plus various other implements that make it manageable to cook with, and if possible access to water too. Very hard to deal with stew if you don’t have even a marginal spoon. Stew is really best decanted into a smaller vessel (did you bring a smaller vessel?) Most people aren’t very conscious of the importance of vessels.

Of course, this is contextual. On the day after a plane crash leaving you stranded in the North Woods - you’re doing incredibly well to have any rabbit at all - definitely get out your sticks and pocketknife and roast it and be proud of yourself. Conversely, if it’s something like a fantasy setting, then it’s reasonable to wonder why they’re camping and foraging/poaching without bringing the minimum equipment.

Anyway absolutely right OP! but it’s also not especially unrealistic

Writing down notes: make... sure... to always... have pot...

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

My favorite thing is how Hilda is always doing something and having a BLAST! She’s not posing coyly for anyone, she’s having her own adventures and it’s not about the viewer at all

Draft dodging is COOL and HIP romanticize DODGING THE DRAFT

I'm contemplating teaching masters classes and I'm curious. Also, if your knee jerk reaction is self-effacing about how you know all the strokes and can tread water but you're not a great swimmer, you are objectively wrong. This is not in comparison to Katie Ledecky or Michael Phelps, this is average Joe.

steve harrington has the vibes of a man who would like to sit on things. counters, tables, generally things not made to be sat on but he would climb on anyway.

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

If minimum wage

you’d like to make, This ancient

quiz you’ll have to take.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

“Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.” so true, babe, so fucking true.

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

Lana at the Met Gala. 🌹

elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

imagine being such a shit person that elon musk tells you to get a hobby

i hope they both kill eachother in real life <3

using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

Hen telling Maddie that she's the one thing Chim doesn't stress about at all. MY HEART. Their friendship is so beautiful.