you’ve got yourself a Yuletide jape

i think there's not enough horny art of men in sock garters

if a man wears these he is a whore and a slut hope this helps

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if sir humphrey bone held my hand and told me "I dont know where we go from here, but if there's one thing I do know, it's that love-" I'd snog the shite out of him fr,, rip to fanny button but i'm different

What is this thing about Ben and Jim’s face ?😄

i need more modern robin shit

give me this punk little menace with cut-off shorts and ripped up shirts and wild hair and heavy boots that will literally beat anyone who looks at his friends wrong

robin with a backpack that has nothing but a can of red bull and drumsticks

robin constantly messing with all his friends but being wildly protective of them all at the same time

robin who hangs around all his friends and listens to anything they’re interested in because someone has to do it and he’s always open to learn

robin who plays chess quietly and is a bit of a genius but is still insane and fun and energetic

you’s got it boss 👍

i’m ready to begin the objectification of julian fawcett mp

Happy Death Day to my favourite dead Tory 🥰

Bonus: The Captain isn’t a fan of the new look

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gossip gossip gossip

Julian has a first from cambridge. Cambridge is one of the top british unis. A first is the best grade you can get. Julian is a genius.

My dad has a first from Cambridge and he can’t attach a file to an email

Julian's clever but education =/= intelligence. For example, Boris Johnson has an 2:1 from Oxford.

Sober Julian is a genius. Fortunately, we have drunk off his tits Julian, who can put aside intelligence to laugh at the word bum

Since we're talking about Humphrey and Sophie again, I thought I'd put my two cents in. Very long analysis under the cut.

Okay but as someone who went to one of the old public schools, Julian should definitely know at least basic schoolboy Latin, now I'm imagining Julian saying something to Humphrey in Latin and just assuming Humphrey will understand him because he's a nobleman, Humphrey being like "???????" because he was always shit at languages, and Julian assuming that it's him who's shit at languages and never trying to speak Latin again in embarrassment.

Yes, Julie, I heard it, too.