Yesterday at my job, we took a survey and one of the questions was like "is there anything wrong with the job" or something and I didn't know what to say so I just put down "meow bark bark moo"

Olive Garden breadsticks are a work of art. If ANYONE says otherwise they are a RED FLAG. I swear they're like wands because they're magical. If heaven is real and there is no Olive Garden, I'm going to hell because I WILL CUSS GOD OUT FOR NOT PUTTING AN OLIVE GARDEN IN HEAVEN THE BREADSTICKS ARE GODLY

All band instruments are legos. You can connect the parts of different instruments together and you're left with a mega instrument.

Having friends that don't share your hyperfixation is weird. I'll be like "ouch that hurt, but not as much a 100 swords haha," and they will give me weird looks and my sister will give an exasperated sigh because she knows what I'm talking about but doesn't understand

I want Hua Cheng's boots. I want to jingle jangle ever step I take. I don't have a slow walk as he does so everyone is going to hear fast jingling that's approaching rapidly.

I see a lot of fan art about Xie Lian and Hua Cheng together and that's great. I absolutely love it. I also see a lot of fan art about the 100 swords indecent. I want more of that but in a different font. I want to see Xie Lian visiting his parents tomb. To find his mother turned to dust. I want the lit up little path of those gems that look like the night sky. I want to hurt. (If any fan artists do this please tag me I want to see it)

Awwww <3 thank you bees love you too

I remember looking at a "wtf" hashtag and had to sit there thinkinG ON WHAT THE HELL DOES WOMAN TO FEMALE MEANT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MTF OR FTM BUT IT JUST MEANT WHAT THE FUCKKK