[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys

‼️🇵🇸🇯🇵 WHO, Japan sign $10m deal to support Gaza health response

[Plain text: WHO, Japan sign $10m deal to support Gaza health response]

🔸 Source: Al Jazeera

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

art block is finally gone. whatever. Go my scarab

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

blessed are the peacemakers

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like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

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this is an exceptionally valid point.

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

-from "You Just Need to Lose Weight" and 19 Other Myths about Fat Peopleby Aubrey Gordon

day one billion of reminding people not to let irregularity or unfamiliarity let you alienate people because there is such a huge problem with minorities being pushed aside and minority traits going on to become "assigned unattractive" that minorities systematically are made to feel ugly and it really does not have to be that way

Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

That is the exact reason I made this post, hell yeah

your archers should also look like they are regularly doing 80lb loads on the fly machine because that's what drawing a bow is. they can skip leg day but all those lithe and willowy elf archers should have tits that could crack a walnut.

this isnt even accurate to all historical archery. 80lbs was a standard for english longbowmen. mongolian cavalry would regularly be double that at 160lbs draw strength. most indian bamboo bows are around 20lbs draw. japanese yumi mostly have double that at 40lbs.

this is all to say, however: their back and shoulders and arms would be fucking BEEFED and also oftentimes kind of extremely fucked up. and thats sexy as fuck.

i am soooo tired of seeing skinny people i am so over it its so everywhere and everything on tiktok on ads on book covers in movies in tv shows, politics, fucking music even. its endless, infinite, exhausting. isn't there something more than this? this can't be it. like how did i end up in a version of the world where a fat woman being a romantic lead in a mid period drama on Netflix is a win? and how is she still basically the only fat person on that show? how are there films and tv shows praised for diversity that don't have a single fat person in the cast?? how how how HOW. the majority of people in the world aren't even skinny. most people in the world aren't thin white people! its crazy its so fucking insane how colonialism, ableism and racism has created a phantasm in which we all accept that pretending fat people don't exist and punishing them when they do is normal and fine. like, imagining a world where fatphobia doesn't exist is actually unimaginable and painful and i truly can't think about it too much without tearing the hair off my entire body

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I've never been able to determine the provenance of this one, but regardless:

"The best time for planning a book is when you’re doing the dishes" - Agatha Christie

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

Tbh of all the modern things you could show a medieval peasant to freak them out my favourite will always be an angler fish. You introduce angler fish to a medieval Europe and it will immediately become the most popular depiction of the seductive danger of sin. Just in time for the renaissance paintings

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy