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*sleeps in eyeliner* winter soldier cosplay

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

the pride and prejudice proposal scene: a summary 

darcy: elizabeth!!!!! i love you!!!! despite the fact that your family is really embarrassing and broke i’ve learned to see past that because i love you!!! aren’t you proud of me?!? I also helped break up your sister and my friend but thats ok!! i love you and we should get married!! what do you say?? 💕💝💞💘💓

elizabeth: 

Love Me

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

while you were playing at politics, I studied the blade

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

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PSA

Simon’s friends should’ve flooded him with love and support after he was publicly outed instead of being absolute papayas and reprimanding him for being blackmailed, and should’ve begged him for forgiveness after completely abandoning him in his time of greatest need, in this essay I will

Simon: Sorry I was forced to lie out of fear of being outed because I was being blackmailed by Satan’s third child. 

His friends: WHAT ABOUT ME???? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? 

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

it’s getting too real folks 🤠