The truth about FuckOffLarries/FreddieIsReal/MysticalHarry/

Okay Larries! Now let’s get in formation! Today I am here to spill the TEA on MysticalHarry who is formally known as the anti troll blog FuckOffLarries.

There are a lot of shady things about the anti accounts but what if I told you that MysticalHarry’s entire persona is contrived and created by a bunch of syco interns?

For a while now, you all have probably known MysticalHarry as Kayla. Some 20 something white girl from Canada who is a lesbian. But the truth is that the MysticalHarry account is ran by some syco intern in order to convert the larries into believing the media diatribe instead of the truths we all know!

Now, by now you may be asking, ‘How could Kayla not exist if she has pictures of herself?”

Well, Simon could have easily found a random model or even some brunette white girl on the street to take a few selfies under the snapchat app, so that this would look legitimate and like this is a real person, instead of just a team of interns playing under the “I’m an Ex-Larrie so I can relate! Leave before It’s too late” narrative.

This is exactly what happened.

Upon months and months of research I found the model who is supposed to be ‘Kayla’. A 24 year old aussie woman by the name of  Brittany Gray. Gray is not the intern or rather; group of interns that is running the MysticalHarry account but merely a Facial Claim to give the account extra legitimacy.

As I gave a teaser of before, the entire ‘Ex-Larrie’ narrative was conjured up by Simon and his team to gaslight us to make us forget the truth and to reduce it into something fictional and fake to distract us from the turmoil and abuse that he has put Harry and Louis through. He uses sockpuppet accounts like MysticalHarry to humanize syco and their homophobic narrative and wrap it up in the neat package of a non threatening twenty something Canadian blogger who loves Harry Styles.  They have shoved their lies down our throat in the most sinister way by giving us someone relate-able and quirky to make their doctrine more easy to swallow.

I will not stand for it. Louis and Harry wouldn’t want us to stand for it.

#EndBabygate

#LarryIsReal

#FuckSimonCowell

@mysticalharry @syco Fuck You.

Tagging ANTIS and LARRIES so you can both see the truth. Beware.

@thelarrative @emphaticlouie @freddiesvodkaaunt @teenageantibitch @larryalbum @lesbianslovelouis @verily-i-say @bulletproofhalo @narrymusings @freddiertomlinson @bromanceshmomance @areyougoodwithyourhands @larents @louie-for-life @gigglelou @worshippedlove @antilarries2016 @realityoverconspiracy @prettylittlelarrie

I’m reblogging because I love this and fully support “Kayla” in her role as Bossman.

i mean this is OBVIOUSLY what’s happened

Okay so the pic on the right is my hair as of right now (plus me in a pair of $400 glasses that I did not buy) and the one on the left is my hair from November 2015, and I’m seriously considering going back to that haircut but I can’t decide if I should. I feel like I might regret it bc I know how long it takes and how annoying it is to grow it back out but idk I really miss that hair.

That’s Dunkirk hair 😍

I 👏🏼 con 👏🏼 ic 👏🏼

Briana Jungwirth & Louis Tomlinson: best collaboration video of 2017

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY FREDDIE TOMLINSON 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

http://brianaxjungwirth.tumblr.com/post/133912384815/louis-and-briana-timeline

Here you go! What very REALISTIC “AU”, huh?

Actually here, @shadyshit91, let me do the work for you since you’re tired!

Late Feb.:

May 5th:

man…it’s gonna be a long night already

May 9:

oops, here’s Liam-

May 11:

May 15ish:

June 3rd:

Need I go on??

@shadyshit91 stop lying and blocking everyone tbh lol!!!!!!!!!!!

@shadyshit91: *blatantly lies to her followers*

someone: *points out that she’s lying with a big tidy masterpost*

shadyshit91:

if u don’t think this is the cutest shirt ever get out of here 🐱🐱🐱🐶

its very fuckin funny how in all these 24dol sets everyone mentions family or good with kids and none of them have his own kid in it….🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

i ain’t ever on this blog anymore but i just came online 2 say WHY does everyone act like it’s gross that liam and cheryl met when he was 14 that was 9 years ago GOODNIGHT

because … it is weird, honestly. if cheryl was a man and liam was a woman i have a feeling a looot of people would feel more negatively about this, lmao. but pedophilia/‘waiting’ for someone is always a problem, no matter how you look at it.

I give out this example a lot, but imma use it anyway because I genuinely don’t have a better way of putting it in perspective for people

Here’s Shakira and Gerard Pique (as I’m sure you know!) in early 2011. This is one of the earliest shots of their romance but they were dating previous to that. At the time of this photo they were both newly 24 (Gerard) and 34 (Shakira), and were thus dating earlier, when both were 23, and 33 (same age and gender gap as Liam and Cheryl). During this time, Shakira ended an 11 year long common law relationship with another partner, and the dates overlapped for when she was dating Gerard and when her other fellow was out of the picture, closely mirroring Cheryl’s situation.

Shakira delivered their first son a little less than a year later. Gerard was the one that expressed his desire to date Shakira, after featuring in her World Cup music video but being unable to meet her during filming. It’s a lovely story. They are still deeply in love and have two little boys now, as Gerard and Shakira both approach the big 3-0 and 4-0.

I think it’s pretty obvious why I use them as an example. Their story is shockingly similar to Liam and Cheryl’s. In fact, it’s almost spooky how nearly everything is the same. And they’re very blessed that they’re still in love! Here they are a couple days ago (can you tell I am a big fan of them both! :D). Nobody said Shakira was a grandma. Nobody said she was a cradle robber. I understand that Gerard looks older than Liam, but he wasn’t, and was just as much a dumb kid in a lot of ways as Liam has been in the past.

but there is one difference. Cheryl and Liam met a long time ago, I get it. Gerard was never a child when he met Shakira. But Liam was not pursuing Cheryl then! Nobody was waiting for anybody– Liam has had several long term girlfriends without ever thinking about Cheryl, and we know Cheryl did as well. To say they were waiting for each other to become legal is…gross. It’s simply gross. There is no pedophilia. They came together as two adults. Liam was not investing love and devotion to two women for years while secretly waiting to grow old enough to date Cheryl. Honestly, by 19 Liam was an adult (a very young one, but an adult nonetheless), and we all know they weren’t dating four years ago. At 23 years old, Liam can make his own decisions. At 23 years old, a young woman can make her own choices too.

If you do still consider Liam and Cheryl’s relationship as creepy because it would be creepy if a 33 year old dated a 23 year old, then I truly hope you extend that opinion to Shakira, even though this is probably the healthiest relationship she’s ever been in.

And I say, that’s my baby and I’m really proud 💚💚💚

Lauren Jauregui + Music Videos

Niall’s picture on his Ryder Cup pass is from when One Direction was on GMA.

OT5: *is being reunited in Irish Court*

Me:

louist91:

remember when that larrie forced harry & louis to hold hands for a trophy picture……if u look into his dead eyes u can tell harry had actually already signed that 80 million dollar solo deal in that moment

good night everyone

sappy imagines aside, when you see that tiny baby hand on louis’, how can you imagine for a MINUTE that louis tomlinson - big brother extraordinaire, famed “i-get-a-bit-moody” baby-lover - would be capable of lying for months about having a child while posting photos and calling himself a dad ? 

how can you imagine he’d be that sick??? i don’t? get it?? and if you think he’s being forced, why do you think he hasn’t decided to end the ~stunt and speak the truth? why does he keep allowing a baby to be used to garner love and respect from his fans just so he can hide a years-long relationship he is supposedly proud of? 

larries, why don’t you expect more from louis? he’s supposedly your fav and you don’t even think he’s a good person?