Love advice so garbage he doesn't even follow it himself

People tend to forget but Sokka's mental scores are something like:

PRIME WHAT THE FUCK

THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS

Do you know what's obscene, just how stretched out the hoodie is

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

okay nobody asked but these are my thoughts re: all of the rogues in the '66 Batman series who are just. played by multiple actors and it's never addressed or explained within the show at all.

so the three different Catwomen (Newmar, Meriwether, and queen icon Kitt) are like. they're besties. they're former college roommates, maybe. they're BFFs who are all kind of mean with each other but they're still regularly hanging out and getting brunch and maybe eating each other out a little. mildly toxic but they hype each other up. to it's kind of a Mystery of the Batwoman situation where three women are all just using the same name and same(ish) costume except they're not ever trying to hide it at all.

none of the Mr. Freezes actually know each other; those are completely unrelated men who are using the same name because it's convenient and there aren't actually a TON of good ice-themed names out there when you really think about it. knowing how '66 Batman works they do all probably run into each other at a ray gun enthusiasts' convention or something and it's predictably awkward.

the Riddlers are divorced and they hate each other.

@twwings @eruthros

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

This is how we’ve written him in the past. And with so much pleasure. :)

how to tire a corgi out (volume warning)

@theangryhat this is what we should do for adora

Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh

I’m

The youth are lost

Wow that’s good to know

This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body

Yeltsa Kcir. omg

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I wish there were a universal, low-brainpower, nonverbal way to communicate to my friends that says "hey I'm thinking about you but I don't have anything to say, nor do I have the wherewithal for a conversation right now anyway" via text message but I'm so so so upset that the original Facebook messenger Poke feature was the closest to anyone getting the right idea