Anna Haifisch

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

We lost the fucking plot when we started doing "pro vs anti" ship discourse i am SO serious when i say that its literally not that deep and treating it like it is will give you brain rot beyond your comprehension

"Youre in fandom? Are you pro or anti ship ://" i have a full time job and pay taxes in tangible real life bestie

Do you think i give any hint of a shit that some teenager is writing "problematic fiction" on ao3 when inflation is a real thing and passengers tell me to kill myself 7 times a day because i took their shampoo away after they were told no less than 20 times that anything over 100ml cant fly. Do you think i care that tumblr users are doxing each other over fictional character opinions when rent prices are tag teaming me with utilities and car prices and the existential enui of being a trans guy in alberta. Do you think i care. Do you think any of this actually matters. Get real problems i am SERIOUS

so if anyone needed an explainer on why they should have wyll ravengard rattling around their skull 24/7 (or more importantly why he, despite seeming on the surface to be very put together and 'normal', is deeply not okay and in need of external perspective to get him outta there), here's not even a sliver of the thoughts i had about him in relation to other companions. some of the bubbles will connect to multiple companions and this is far from everything but you need!!! to think about himmmm! if you understand the appeal/tragedy of any of the other characters you should understand him!!

i do wanna do this for other origin companions in the centre but honestly wyll just. fits so easily.

apologies for the text being hard to read i will transcribe when im not running on no sleep and literally vibrating

(note: ive not had a run where minthara, jaheira or minsc were companions yet but im sure there's SOMETHING with them too)

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

she HAD to say it out loud huh

bonus

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

A Moment in Time - Dearly Missed

a way with words this person has

Hug-starions part 1

He deserves hugs and its my mission to give him all of them.

Honestly I just wanted to write something Astarion x Halsin x Reader related, and this is what my brain told my fingers to tap onto the keyboard. It's sugar sweet with like one speck of chili pepper flake. Idk how to feel about it - it's not my fave I've ever written, but I also like how cutsey it is? Idk.

Feathers, Flirts, and Fiends

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Astarion x Halsin x gn!Reader

Word Count: 800

Tags: Fluff with a dash of spice at the end, humor, throuple domestic bliss, polyamory cuteness

Summary: For Astarion, it can be very taxing when your two lovers also happen to both be druids.

How does this keep happening to me

I've got somewhat of the opposite problem.

Endwalker

In the club

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

In the club

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.