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Crucifixus

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I saw god the other day, by the river on a rainy afternoon
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07/27/06 - Two teenagers go missing after breaking into the “Neb’s Fun World” bowling in Oshawa, Ontario. A friend finds a cell phone while looking for them and turns it into the police after finding this photo. Upon investigation, “The Smile Room” is not a part of the building.

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Officers responding to a car wreck outside of Galveston, Texas found an injured woman behind the wheel, delirious. She told a garbled story of being chased by “a tall long man with hooks for hands”, who had chased the car down a lonely stretch of road, smashing the back window.

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ALERT: extreme weather warning for Fayette County, OH. Until- *they aren’t letting us out* -further notice, do not leave your place of resid- *please help us-* -ence under any circumstances-

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*opens my closet to reveal a monster inside*

*gently takes their hand* Hey, it’s okay. I’ll support you no matter what.

*sees a little girl with long dark hair covering her face in a white nightgown at the end of the hall*

Oh my god I have a nightgown just like yours! I would say our hair is twinning too but I cut it, but still! Twinning!

*looks up from washing my face to see someone behind me in the mirror*

Was I hogging the sink? I’m so sorry, I’m almost done!

*pulls back the shower curtain to reveal someone standing behind it*

Oh my god I’m so sorry! I’ll wait until you’re done!

*Grudge girl comes scuttling up the stairs backwards on all fours*

Holy shit please teach me how to do that

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turbofanatic

Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.

While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.

Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.

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spiraphobia
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cerastes

When it’s been 40 minutes since you placed your order and you’re really hungry but you still are waiting patiently because you know the food industry is hard and you hope the waiters and cooks are having a good day.

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