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@lordcorbenik

My life and soul have been eaten by Supernatural, The Flash, and many, many more fandoms that I should probably be ashamed to mention, I'm not, but I should be.
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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

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arcan6yo

[Image description: Two smartphone screenshots of a Facebook post by a person named Sheila Toll posted 2 Sep. It is black text on a white background and the post is public. The post reads:

I am a Family Doctor and I want to keep a promise made to a patient. 

Julie was a healthy, post-menopausal woman in my care who came in for a periodic health examination. One of my routine questions, in what is called the “Review of Systems”, was to ask if she had experienced any vaginal bleeding. 

She said “No” but then laughed and added, “Other than when my period came back for a few months last year”. 

All health care professional are taught early on that ‘vaginal bleeding in a post-menopausal woman is Cancer of the Uterus until proven otherwise’. This comment by Julie was, therefore, a red flag (no pun intended) prompting further questions, an examination and an ultrasound of her pelvis. 

Julie was surprised to see me so concerned, especially since the symptoms had not recurred over many months. 

Sure enough, a pelvic ultrasound and tissue sampling confirmed Cancer of the Uterus. 

Julie underwent a hysterectomy and radiation therapy. She is now healthy, cancer-free and is expected to stay that way. 

After all this was done, Julie sat ME down for a talk. She told me she’d had no idea a ‘short return’ of her period after menopause was a danger signal. Furthermore, she addressed the topic with friends over coffee and discovered that, out of 20 women, NONE of them knew this symptom was abnormal! She admonished me to “Tell women this! Don’t assume we know it!”

From that day on, I have kept Julie’s advice in mind when talking with post-menopausal patients. But recently my wife suggested that I should take this to a wider audience. 

So, Julie, this is for you: 

If you are a post-menopausal woman and your period ‘comes back’ or you have even one episode of vaginal bleeding, TELL A HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL and insist on having it investigated! 

Wishing you all good health and long lives. End image description.]

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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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omnybus

She makes a mean whisker sour

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peachypupp

Does she have anything non alcoholic?

Just putting all these pics together in one post

And, because this series wasn't cheesy enough:

Okay, but would y'all hire rats? Or do they not get along with mice?

Jim Rat's specialty is ratwurst

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Jason Todd being built like a heavy weight champion is so much better if you pair it with fact that he was trained by Batman and The League of Assassins.

Like you got this 6,4 beefy dude built like a tank in a video game and he is completely silent. You won’t hear him or see him unless he wants you to. And by then it’s far too late.

Dude’s bicep is bigger than your head and he’s on par with Nightwing when it comes to being nimble and performing acrobatic moves.

Red Hood radiating Michael Myers energy. An absolutely terrifying force to be reckoned with,

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Jason Todd being built like a heavy weight champion is so much better if you pair it with fact that he was trained by Batman and The League of Assassins.

Like you got this 6,4 beefy dude built like a tank in a video game and he is completely silent. You won’t hear him or see him unless he wants you to. And by then it’s far too late.

Dude’s bicep is bigger than your head and he’s on par with Nightwing when it comes to being nimble and performing acrobatic moves.

Red Hood radiating Michael Myers energy. An absolutely terrifying force to be reckoned with,

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I think about this cake every day

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tizzymcwizzy

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

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I'm not "blank" anymore. I'm "blank" now club

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ryebreadgf

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

That’s all the confirmation we need

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kyloren
“[pitching the proposal for Mononoke-hime (1997)] There cannot be a happy ending to the fight between the raging gods and humans. However, even in the middle of hatred and killings, there are things worth living for. A wonderful meeting, or a beautiful thing can exist. We depict hatred, but it is to depict that there are more important things. We depict a curse, to depict the joy of liberation. What we should depict is, how the boy understands the girl, and the process in which the girl opens her heart to the boy. At the end, the girl will say to the boy, “I love you, Ashitaka. But I cannot forgive humans.” Smiling, the boy should say, “That is fine. Live with me.” ― Hayao Miyazaki

PRINCESS MONONOKE / 1997 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 駿

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bleilaniarts

am wondering if anyone would be interested in a Sailor Moon AU She-Ra?

so i’ll eventually get to a group drawing (rip my future hand) but here’s a Sailor Moon Catra in the meantime!

Sailor Moon AU She-Ra is available in my SHOP! i’ve been having so much fun with this art style!

Thank you for all the love!! Here’s Bow to round out the Best Friends Squad! 🏹💘

All four are available in my SHOP!

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