Tumblr can pin posts now so uh.... Wishlist Out-Class Hunter on Steam, or check it out on Itch.io!
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Wunking and entering
girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?
Having the time of his life, clearly
Well... Rainbow dash told me to tell you her top surgery scars have healed incredibly well over the past years. And that she still thinks of you from time to time. And she misses what the two of you had, the good times, the.. the memories. The laughs. god, the laughs.
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
occasional posts from users
reblog if you make occasional posts
eating some wagyu apple pie
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also
monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born
nooo my good intentions
Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.
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P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods