Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue

#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?

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THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

The best moments

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥

Alpine Renault A310 V6, 1978. Another of the French treats at the London Concours, the A310 V6 was styled by Robert Opron, who also designed the Citroën SM. Launched in 1971 with a rear-mounted Renault 4 cylinder engine, the A310 was upgraded to the then new PRV 2664cc 90º V6 in 1976.

we have the technology. we can rebuild her. goofier. sillier. hornier

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

LET GO!!!!!!

Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm

do not, my friends, become addicted to treats. they will take hold of you, and you will meow meow meow mew meow mew mew meow mewo meow

my alien fan video

hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

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SEAN WAKE UP

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SEAN THE REACTOR

Reblog to give a trans person an AR-15.