MATILDA (1996) dir. Danny DeVito
I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch
We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves
supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time
Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham
I can't believe I'll never again be able to experience listening to twin size mattress for the first time
His name is Steven Udotong.
Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.
Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines.
It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.
On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy
Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!
This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.
This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.
you know whats really good?
when black cats are drawn like this
thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk
They/them pronouns are now acceptable in academic writing!!!
coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks, coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee
Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)
Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do
when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative
Shawn, I was lying. I was so lying. I looked at all those faces and then I realized: I have the same job. Yes, I have a better office, a hotter secretary, a soda machine, but it’s the same job, and I cannot be that man, Shawn. I am an adventurer now, with a friendship for the ages. And if I have to live in another city to make that happen then so be it. That’s the way it’s got to be.
Someone: hires a woman
Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”
The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.