this Blog used To Have A Point

ummmm ok *disappears into my portal*

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

books i’ve read on 2018  →   the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde 

“The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.” 

in a magical forest. straight up “killing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My Latin Teacher

brb undooming the narrative

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

To everyone tagging this as Eddie Diaz I love you

Imagine Andrew and Neil with the dorm to themselves one Friday night and they decide to lock the door and get a little bit drunk together bc it's college and instead of the boring, solemn, quiet night in they think they're gonna have they become tiny little agents of chaos and bad ideas who feed off of each other and wreak havoc on the tower

You cannot leave perfection like this in the tags I am crying

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives

get to know me: [2/5] favourite books → the secret history by donna tartt

green lightning just shot out my fone

green sexual lightning

id suck the tattoos right off that guy

id clean him off like a whiteboard

the brothers karamazov, fyodor dostoyevsky