big brother hacks the hacker’s blog. nah, new theme’s up guys. xoxo
@impulsivs why tf are you on tumblr pay attention to your class
ingenioxs reblogged
Undertale Starter Meme
- “After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
- “Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
- “Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
- “Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
- “Be good, alright?”
- “Didn’t you read the sign?”
- “Did you hear what they just said?”
- “Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
- “Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
- “Don’t you have anything better to do?”
- “Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
- “Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
- “Finally, someone gets it.”
- “Forgive me for this.”
- “Golly, you must be so confused.”
- “Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
- “Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
- “Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
- “He flexed himself out of the room!”
- “Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
- “Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
- “Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
- “I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
- “I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
- “I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
- “I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
- “I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
- “I don’t like you the way you like me.”
- “I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
- “If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
- “I found a gun in a dumpster!”
- “If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
- “I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
- “I knew you had it in you!”
- “I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
- “I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
- “I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
- “I’m not ready for this to end.”
- “In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
- “I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
- “Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
- “It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
- “It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
- “I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
- “I want you to be happy, too.”
- “I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
- “Never interact with attractive people.”
- “Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
- “Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
- “Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
- “Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
- “Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
- “Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
- “Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
- “Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
- “Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
- “So what if a few people have to die?”
- “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
- “Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
- “Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
- “That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
- “That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
- “The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
- “They come. They leave. They die.”
- “This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
- “Time for our union-regulated break!”
- “Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
- “Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
- “Were those two robots making out?”
- “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
- “What do you think of my secret style?”
- “Where are the knives.”
- “Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
- “Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
- “Who needs arms with legs like these?”
- “Why would I ever be friends with you?”
- “Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
- “Would you smooch a ghost?”
- “You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
- “You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
- “You can’t understand how this feels.”
- “You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
- “You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
- “You just wanted to see me suffer.”
- “You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
- “You’ll never see ‘em again.”
- “You’re filled with determination.”
- “You really hate me that much?”
- “You’re giving me a real workout.”
- “You’re gonna have a bad time.”
“ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃˢ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵃˢ ᶤ ʷᵃᶰᵗᵉᵈ ʰᶤᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ " @ tysaac i have done nothing to deserve this kind of treatment
ingenioxs reblogged
{ PSA }
I am willing to rewrite threads. Want to make our muses kiss for the first time but we’ve been there done that? Let’s do it again. Want to make your muse say this to my muse, but we’ve already been down that route? Do it again. I don’t care if we completely follow the same plot as before or we change bits and pieces of it. I really just enjoy writing with you!
ingenioxs reblogged
witchyserena
MOVIE SENTENCE STARTER.
an assortment of different movie quotes.
- “i won’t fuck up my life, so you can find yourself.”
- “the fact that you’re here means everything to me.”
- “life moves pretty fast. if you don’t stop & look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
- “i always meet the person first, to see if we understand each other.”
- “as long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. you breathe. keep breathing.”
- “smart & pretty. that right there is a deadly combination.”
- “the more you care, the more the world finds ways to hurt you for it.”
- “no matter how far, run for all you’re worth.”
- “it takes a lot of courage to try & change your life.”
- “you mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
- “yeah, it was worth a shot.”
- “don’t you want to take a leap of faith?”
- “hope is a dangerous thing.”
- “you’ve got a secret. something you can’t tell anyone, because you don’t trust anyone.”
- “you will never be lovelier than you are now. we will never be here again.”
- “we’re not meant to save the world.”
- “you can’t just make somebody something they’re not.”
- “you are allowed to feel messed up. it doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.”
- “you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”
- “i’ve only really liked a handful of people in my life.”
- “today it seems to me that my whole life was nothing but a string of failures.”
- “i’m just tired, you know? i’m just fucking tired.”
- “which would be worse - to live as a monster? or die a good man?”
- “on one hand, so what; & in the other hand, who cares?”
- “you got to stop taking yourself so seriously.”
- “you do care. you care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death from the pain of it.”
- “you sleep well because you know that you’re loved. i’ve never slept that well.”
- “by the time we learn to live it is already too late.”
- “have i told you how divinely happy i am?”
- “i can imagine anything, anybody, anywhere.”
- “if we didn’t have any of the bad stuff, then how could we recognize the good?”
- “can you just hold me, please? you don’t understand. i just need you to hold me.”
- “we get out now, or we die trying.”
- “if you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”
- “the world’s either great or wretched, isn’t it?”
- “maybe i’m just being paranoid, but i gotta find out for sure.”
- “you can only push someone so far, before they break.”
- “you’re the closest thing i know to a superhero.”
- “act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.”
- “i think you severely overestimate your ability to break hearts.”
- “i don’t want to win. i just want to make the world a better place.”
- “i needed you in this life.”
- “i knew this was going to be a bad day.”
'ᵂʰᵉᶰ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒᶰᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶫᵒᵛᵉˢ ᵐᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵈᶦᵉᵈ' tim is dead but whoooooooose fault is that Don
ingenioxs reblogged
alleyspata-deactivated20170924
REMEMBER KIDS !! some very important relationships are PLATONIC. some are maternal, paternal, friendships, siblingships. they do not all have to revolve around romantic/sexual attraction. please don’t ever think that i wouldn’t write with you if you didn’t want to bring a romantic/sexual ship to the table. I LOVE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS. THEY ARE UNDERRATED, UNDER EXPLORED, AND LOOKED PAST WAY TOO OFTEN. THEY CAN BE THE MOST IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP TO A CHARACTER. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
ingenioxs reblogged
sorcerouscheerleader-deactivate
Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!
TAGGED BY: @impulsivs
1. BASICS
NAME: Quinn ! PRONOUNS: any work ! SEXUALITY: asexual ZODIAC SIGN: aries.
2. EXPERIENCE
HOW LONG: like ?? seven years. PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: cherubplay, flarping, msparp, tumblr, some skype/kik BEST EXPERIENCE: not really an experience but ! i’ve met lots of super great people so *double pistols and wink*
3. MUSE PREFERENCES
FEMALE OR MALE: probs. an even mix of both ?. MULTI OR SINGLE: both !
4. WRITING PREFERENCES
FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: anything except smut PLOTS OR MEMES: memes ! LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: i’m a lot better at shorter ones tbqh BEST TIME TO WRITE: early morning ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE: i like to think i’ve got all of don’s good parts tbh
Tagging: anyone who hasn’t done this !
donatello’s ability to miss the big picture while focusing on the details was amazing even to himself. he’d spent the last week working on this tracker, planning out every little detail and sketching every possible addition. it was absolutely perfect. just as he’d been about to start building, however, he’d realized he never actually got the parts he needed for it. it was by no means a large invention--the issue was all the small parts it needed, things that he’d have to dig through the dump for hours to find. he wasn’t about to do that alone; he was a ninja, yes, but he also prone to getting too caught up in his work.
mikey was a no; he’d just cause more trouble. leo was busy with sensei. that left raph--a realization that made donnie cringe as soon as he realized it. he didn’t think raph would have too much fun digging through piles of scrap metal for tiny pieces of material, but that was his only option. he comforted himself with the knowledge that raph could watch his back, if nothing else.
“ are you busy? nah, it doesn’t matter. come on, i need to find some parts. ”
@impulsivs (closed)
ingenioxs reblogged
bad idea starters.
- ❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
- ❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
- ❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
- ❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
- ❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
- ❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
- ❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
- ❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
- ❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
- ❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
- ❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
- ❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜