that's so wild

bad meme

Tell me why?

ain’t nothing but a heartache,

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

at the point in my life where whenever a kid cries in public i'm like man i get it. carry on

gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

I think that vampires would do those horrific, face-stretching yawns that cats do

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

Me on a friday night

“The power’s out because what.”

Makes sense, that area’s made for boning

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

a companion piece to my previous post

Getting a bit sick of all the "ooh I'm so glad Laios has a soft body!" "Laios is built like an average guy" style posts. Because he doesn't and isn't.

Laios is built like a fucking professional wrestler. He isn't like, super chiseled or anything but he does not have an "average" body, he his built like someone who does a LOT of physical effort and training.

no one look at the "stove" for too long.

the funny pals who cook.

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory