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we must (sometimes) tell lies.

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fj || 23 || gryffindor. singlehandedly responsible for the spread of fake news. A03:manorsmalfoy
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Anonymous asked:

Draco and Harry were together since 5th year. After Harry, Ron and Hermione escaped Malfoy Manor he was tortured scars all over, weak and soft. Draco became depressed and is self harming, Harry tries to help.

AHAHHAHAHHAHAH AH AHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHHAH HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH LMAOO LOL HAHAH LAUGH OUT LOUD. HA!

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Anonymous asked:

(Just doing a service to the Drarry community.) If you’re looking for a fic on Wattpad I 10/10 recommend “Hello. Hogwarts, Too?”!!

if i was looking for a fic on wattpad I would kill myself

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Anonymous asked:

Hi!! Little help here, I’m looking for a fanfic: Draco ends up being a roommate with Harry in Harry’s house, Draco is a drug addict and Harry ends up helping him through detox and recovery. They inevitably fall in love ;) that’s all I can remember, I know it was on AO3... any help?? thanks 💕

are you like,.., okay? i think they have betterhelp deals rn

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Anonymous asked:

Dick Phag is my favorite word what’s yours

idk something normal like troglodyte or BLWEHWLEBLEHWBLEBWLEBLOOUHBLOUGH

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Anonymous asked:

You so proud and happy to be spreading lies. It's cute.

when my gf lets me out of my crate im gonna run to your house on all fours and tear up your carpet with my teeth. i will sit in your living room and I WILL BARK ALL NIGHT!!

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Anonymous asked:

No, there's no way that was improvised. Look at David Yates, look at where the camera is, how the other actors react. That was a scripted scene. Tom Felton improvised the "I didn't know you could read" line in CoS. That's what's confused you.

i never said that. no i never said that. i wouldn't. im not confused about anything and if i was unfortunate enough to be near you i would chew off your leg

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have a source on Tom Felton improvising the wand scene? Because movies don't work like that. I don't think it's true. You can improvise a line, but not a whole scene where other characters' blocking is relevant.

i made it up dumbass. look at who you're talking to

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fwizard

no wait this is the most alive ive felt in months someone announce something else batshit lets keep this shit train going what im feeling is not serotonin but BOY is it getting my blood pumping

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