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Beep-Beep, Richie!

@richietrashmouth-tozier-blog / richietrashmouth-tozier-blog.tumblr.com

"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." ............................................................ Your Local Obsessed Fanboy | 14 | I draw~! | I get too scared too fast
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i reallyyy want it mutuals. so like,, favorite or reblog if i can message u?? thank u god bless

i’m like fine with anyone messaging me at any time (also i might accidentally switch between @reddie-jyatt and this account so oops, you’re warned)

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I’ve never regretted making a video more than I have with this one.

IT FITS SO WELL I WANT TO DIE

PUT THE SOUND OOOONNNNN!!!

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Richie: smack cam!
Beverly: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that!
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Eddie: *phone rings* Hey everyone, shut up!

Eddie: Hey Mom.

Stan: *sings loudly into phone*

Ben: Pass the weed!

Bill: EDDIE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Mike: Who brought the vodka?

Bev: Come back to bed, Eddie…

Richie: *makes various sex noises*

Eddie: *hangs up* I fucking hate all of you.

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THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

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My favorite things from It (2017) in no particular order:

  • Eddie’s 2nd fanny pack
  • Beverly Bad Ass Marsh jumping off a cliff in slow motion as Ritchie Tozier shouts “what the fuck”
  • every f bomb the kids dropped
  • “Derry started as a beaver trapping camp.” “Still is! Am I right, boys?”
  • Georgie’s savage death (that shit was brutal)
  • Bill’s love and dedication to Georgie (as an older sibling that shit had me emoaf)
  • “Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole!”
  • that scene w/ Beverly and her dad, am I right?
  • L O S V E R
  • actual angel Ben
  • huge Pennywise (I was SHOOK)
  • “They’re gazebos! They’re bullshit!!”
  • Henry Bowers getting fucking Rekt!!!!!!! I stan Mike Hanlon
  • Stan setting his bike on the kickstand
  • Molly Ringwald
  • NOT SCARY AT ALL / SCARY / VERY SCARY
  • “No, Richie, she wasn’t hot!”
  • Richie and the horn thing (sorry idk musical instruments that well)
  • the rock war and the immediate head injury skdfkdfka
  • The NKOTB poster
  • “I hate you”….. *grins*
  • Pennywise unfolding himself from the fridge (Shook 2.0)
  • Pennywise’s full fucking offense to Bill saying “it’s not real”
  • the bathroom scene w/ Beverly
  • Richie never shutting up about his dick
  • idk man honestly everything Eddie and Richie said
  • all the jokes about Eddie’s mom
  • Eddie standing up to his mom
  • blood oaths and gentle kisses
  • Richie Mother Fucking Tozier and his baseball bat “I’m angry at you because now I have to kill this fucking clown.” HELL FUCKING YEAH!! DAS MY BOI!!!
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