Iowa Rambler

Antique Sterling and Amethyst Beetle Brooch, with Garnet Eyes, C Clasp

This is it. This is the most showjumping-pilled thing I have seen. To everyone who has never had the (dis)pleasure of attending a sponsored jumping event this is what it is like. Shoutout to that one time I went as a kid and a horse was paid for by H&M so that was it's name. "H&M's Finest" or some bullshit. It was only allowed to wear H&M branded horse gear. There it was, jumping over sponsored jumping obstacles in all it's fast fashion glory. It refused to go over an obstacle shaped like a Haribo gummy Bear. The absurdity of life hit me in it's purest form that day. God truly did abandon His creations.

@elodieunderglass

Oh my GOD thank you so much!

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

(Via @morganpdf )

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Archived.

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Within 20 mins 3 different people reblogged this with Odin in the tags, I'm not judging at all I am just curious.

A character Odin or the Norse God himself? Either or is fine this a judgement-free zone

The Norse god himself.

If you're looking for the Pit, it's under fandom stuff, channel name all-hail-systlin-stellas-nsfw

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

How repugnant Nona finds every aspect of Harrow’s life, personality and mannerisms when they are described to her is super hilarious to me. Like, if I was a bitter little lesbian, and I knew that the dead body I developed a maladapted celebrity crush on responded to every new thing she learned about me by wrinkling her nose and taking about how much she didn’t want to be me because I sounded unpleasant, I would simply die of shame.