This is actually an insane amount of coping and I’ve been laughing at this comment(s) for the past 10 minutes- y’all can ship whoever you want, you can favorite whatever character you want, but you are gonna leave Elia Martell alone out of your weird fantasies.

i usually don't engage with these people bc i don't take them seriously, but omfg😭

the level of disconnection to reality - and canon, mind you - to say something like that is crazy

I would love for them to point to one Dornish marriage which was polygamist.

Doran never remarried after Mellario left him.

Oberyn wasn't married at all.

Nymeria did remarry, but only after Mors was dead.

I'm sickened by his cult . He could come back to life, and single handed end the long night, resurrect Ned and I'd still fucking hate him.

Elia burns with regality, a radiant sun. Rhaegar, by contrast, looks lost and bedraggled. One might mistake him for a scrounger from Flea Bottom, surviving on scraps of diseased rats rather than a prince. His finery, if it ever existed, seems as faded as his hairline.

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'

So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

You're responsible for me shipping Miguel and Chico.

I was shipping Miguel and Ryan before.

Bigger Than He Was

Bucky Barnes x Female Reader One-Shot: SMUT

Request by @littlemiss-yeehaw: jealous!Bucky, fake dating, handjob.

Summary: Bucky pretends to be your new man when you run into your ex in public. However, the little act of pretending sparks something inside of him that he didn't know was there.

Warnings: profanity, alcohol consumption, handjob, oral (male receiving), unprotected sex, breeding kink, slight size kink, jealous!Bucky, MINORS DNI, 18+!!!

Word Count: 7.8k

A/N: The first request I wrote from the smut menu had to be from my Tumblr best friend. Not only does she pre-read nearly everything that I post, but she keeps me from deleting my blog on a near daily basis, and she keeps me sane. I hope you all enjoy it as much as she did. If it wasn't for this girl, my blog would've been deleted before Needs & Wants was ever completed lmao.

yeah, well, nothing changes the fact that elia is the core of the dornish plot and was and still is ridiculously beloved; scream, cry and throw up all you want 🤷🏻‍♀️

Club Blue Jones x f!Reader Jake Lockley x f!Reader

This is a fic based on this post by @thedarkcoven and @melodygatesauthor

Summary- Jake comes to his cousin Blue’s aide in a time of need but finds something he needs much more.

CW-NSFW,18+ MDNI,Explicit, dub con,non con, Blue owns a Brothel and reader is a sex worker. Degrading comments,possessive Blue,possessive Jake, hints of yandere Jake, cursing, kissing, angst, innocence kink,fingering,oral sex female receiving, unprotected piv,anal,anal cream pie,dacryphilia,cum eating, orgasm denial,kidnapping.A hint of Steven and Marc if you squint.

WC-3k

A/N-Please do not read if this is not for you, this is a safe space to explore things outside of the normal world. If I forgot any tag warnings feel free to comment.

Not beta read

Better Together

Pairing: Rafael Barba x reader

Summary: Barba acts like he hates you because it's the only way he can keep his cool in your presence. Things come to a head and you call him out on it...

Warnings: cursing, Rafael is a bit of a dick at first. Use of nicknames (baby, cariño, querida, etc.). SMUT, oral (M and F receiving), unprotected sex (P in V)

A/N: Spanish translations in brackets/italics after each sentence.

Regis Parton in This Island Earth (1955)

Over here thinking about how to some people the idea of "a man cheating on his good, devoted wife" is worst than anything that could ever happen.

I've seen way more people complain about Rheagar "cheating" on Elia than people complaining about Tywin or Gregor Clegane for literally murdering her. It baffles me.

If Lyanna isn't taken, why do Brandon and Rickard die in King's Landing? Why then does Aerys call for the heads of Ned and Robert? Why would there be a war without this kidnapping? I'm not arguing about cheating, I'm arguing cause and effect. No kidnap=NO WAR AND ELIA LIVES!

Rhaegar Targaryen took an unstable political situation, that he knew was unstable, and made it so much worse.

Kidnapping Lyanna caused a chain reaction that ended with Elia, Rhaenys, Lyanna dead. (Young Griff is Aegon)

The blood of his family is on his hands.

Please explain to me like I'm five just how the war kicks off without him running off with Lyanna?

Also explain to me like I'm five why if he was heading to Dorne anyway, and as y'all seem to think Elia was cool with the whole thing, why not bring her to Dorne where her safety is guaranteed?

He knew his father was insane, he knew he was dangerous, he planned to usurp him because of this, why then didn't he actually do something to ensure his family was out of reach before adding to an already unstable political situation?

And another thing.

Lyanna didn't want to marry Robert because of the existence of Mya Stone. She wanted dignity in her marriage, wanted a faithful husband, this is acceptable to want.

This same girl willingly ran off with a married man with children, stealing that same dignity from Elia?

Be real. Lyanna was as much a victim here as Elia and her children. Lyanna didn't ask for any of this.

Rhaegar however knew the destruction his choice could bring. He didn't care. He only cared about that stupid prophecy.

If Elia Martell has one million fans, then I'm one of them.

If Elia Martell has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.

If Elia Martell has no fans, that means I'm dead.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

Ten year anniversary of this!

someone really said that rhaegar doesnt get enough credit for not getting elia pregnant because it would be dangerous for her.....thats because 0.01 seconds later he ran off with a lord paramounts daughter and left his deranged father to deal with the consequences of his dumbass actions which was uh also dangerous to her so does he deserve credit🤔🤔🤔

The bar is literally in hell.

Wow his need to fuck didn't kill her... Oh wait it totally FUCKING did!

and like the one thing i can’t understand is if lyanna didnt want to be robert’s wife due to him having a bastard/wandering eye, how the hell does it make any sense for her to go with a married man with 2 kids and have a bastard herself

like make it make sense george

daddy || f!reader x dark!Bucky

summary: You're a good girl. Dating Steve Rogers. In school pursuing a degree. You're a good girl. With a secret. You're a good girl who runs a cam show and when you meet Steve's friends you realize your best customer is also his best friend.

warnings: masturbation, daddy kink, breeding kink, creampie, bathroom sex, hints of cum play, underwear gagging, public play, demeaning sex, and dark!Bucky.

My first time writing a dark!Bucky.

I hope it lives up to the expectation.

tags: @sweetieswiftie @tarotwitchy-main

word count: 2,946 k

You observed yourself in the full length mirror. 

A sigh escaped you. 

Why were you so nervous? 

Anthony Mackie - Rennervations

Dem cheek dough