Reblogged rasstegai
where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
Reblogged lychgate
Bats getting glamour shots
Reblogged lychgate
this could be the snart of something big
this could be the snort of something pig
Reblogged lychgate
The physics of balancing toys π
Me and my friends hanging out
Reblogged rasstegai
Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.
Pepper spray his pussy
Do not.
Reblogged rasstegai
possessed by a racecar(tragic)
cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024
"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"
Baby
Reblogged rasstegai
do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
Reblogged rasstegai
Anonymous asked:
why did you stop posting immediately after the assassination of the united healthcare ceo
ok fine. you got me. i was the CEO
Reblogged stripesandteeth
I love messing with these annoying accounts
Reblogged lychgate
Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
cunt levels off the charts
Reblogged rasstegai
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
Reblogged lychgate
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and Iβm putting my dick in it
Twilight
