Shes bringing much needed joy in my life
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As long as the locks hold they can't get out.
Eminem’s life story is actually mine
He took my wallet and lived on my dime
the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real
Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal
So I moved to the burbs, under a house
Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(
If my rhyming isn’t great, can you really blame me?
That man lived my life and then tried to defame me!
I’m just out of practice because my crib is a hole
will i ever take back what Eminem stole?
(high pitched backup vocals: his only friends are two mice and a mole)
its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara
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When you have a loaf of bread and feel like shit for eating everyday
I just apologized to my partner cause I asked for jam sammich
He's not upset or anything but it feels wrong to have eaten a sandwich yesterday AND eat today too
Cancer testssss ayyy
Lymphoma maybe idk till they know
The bruise from some tests are going away so now I don't look like a junkie
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"have you ever..." i sincerely don't remember most of my life at this point
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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight
Always make sure to say good morning
There is no next life
Just this one
When you dc if he has your phone you come back to fucking stardew everywhere
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junimo breakdancing
animated on stream !!