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Did they watch the same movies as us..? 🤦‍♀️

First, how can they blame Tony for not picking up the phone? After all that happened in Civil War?

- tony found out that his parents were murdered, and saw them die on video in front of him.

- he found out that his friend in whom he trusted knew about it, didn't tell him, and continued to lie.

- he ended up being betean with such hatred that they almost killed him, when they were already the ones who had just hurt him.

- and they leave him alone there with a dysfunctional armor, physically and psychologically hurt.

Plus, Tony was obviously going to call, (otherwise why would he take the phone with him everywhere he went, even when he was just going for a jog with Pepper?)

He just took a few seconds before calling the man who broke him (and never even apologized) Because yes, feelings exist..

And another thing, when will they understand that Tony signed the Accords to protect people? It was requested by 117 countries. Tony listened to them, and understood them. (he didn't feel above them or above the laws, unlike team cap.)

He did what he had to do, even if he was not really happy about it either, to protect the population from collateral damage.

And how can they compare Tony to Hydra.. If anyone here had anything to do with hydra, I'll just point out that Wanda actually joined them deliberately at one point. (not to mention that she also joined ultron and unleashed the hulk on a city..) And in order to "destroy", when Tony just did everything to "protect."

Finally.. when will they stop blaming his ego?? What ego? All I see is a broken man, who hates himself, blames himself for everything, and always puts others before himself without ever receiving anything in return.

Since I saw a lot of these antis these days.. here is a little reminder that

Tony Stark is absolutly NOT a villain ⬇️

IRON MAN 1: the first thing he notices when he's captured by terrorists is that they have his weapons and the harm they can do with them. And he prefers to be tortured and die than to do what they want. When he return to the US after months of capture, the first thing he does is to announce that he shut down stark industries because it was more important for him than his health. Then he take responsabity for what Stane did, risks his life to save everyone, and says he's rather DIE than not do that. And, he sacrifice himself to prevent Stane from using his suit.

IRON MAN 2: his arc reactor kills him and using the suit accelerates his poisoning but he continues to help people. he's going to die but he thinks of others, he gives his company to pepper, his collections to kids, and organizes the stark expo, to help science one last time. he does everything to keep his armors and prevent it from falling into the wrong hands. and at the end he goes at the expo with a new arc reactor and without a test. not knowing the risk. to get there faster and save everyone.

AVENGERS: he had been rejected from the avengers project but when the shield needs him he comes to help. (and he researches their purpose to make sure he's not helping the wrong people.) + he's the one who doesn't treat banner like a monster when everyone else did. he sacrifices himself again, sending the nuke into the wormhole. and the first thing he does after the battle of NY, is to transform his tower into the Avengers tower (with personalized floors for each of them) to give them a home and a family, and create organizations to protect people.

IRON MAN 3: he saw the aliens and he knows something is going to happen. he sacrifices his health, spending day and night without sleep, making new suits, to protect his loved ones and everyone. when his house exploded he save pepper and tells her to save maya instead of him. he has ptsd, anxiety attacks, nightmares, but never stops fighting, and when the mandarin arrives he goes to stop him. + he doesn't hesitate to remove his arc reactor and suffers to save the kid who bullied harley.

AVENGERS 2: wanda shows him a traumatic vision, his biggest fear, all his fiends dead. he knows that they will not be strong enough alone and wants to stop that from coming true, so he creates ultron/vision. he blame himself and always think he didn't do enough. he says that is the avengers die, he'd rather die with them. he couldn't bear to outlive them, and he sacrifices himself again in sokovia by going under the flying city and blowing it up.

CIVIL WAR: he listens to the 117 countries, he want everyone to be safe and sign the accords to prevent collateral damage. he save wanda bucky steve from jail, offer medical care for bucky and protect wanda from blame. (and he asks vision to stay with her because he knows she likes him). he does everything to avoid the fights and keep everyone together. he's injured, rhodey is paralized, they all betrayed him, but he still goes to help steve. and even after all that he continues to create new things for them, to protect them..

HOMECOMING: the first thing he does after he gets back from siberia, after all the trauma he's been through, is to take peter home. (peter was already spiderman and tony just gave him more protection with a new suit.) he watches over him, protects him, supports him. he asks him to stay away from danger, he takes care of him like his dad never did for him, he made everything he might need in his suit from his own experience, he teaches him to take responsibility. he doesn't want him to go through the same suffering he went through

INFINITY WAR: he did everything to protect everyone, even if they never listen and blamed him. during 6 years he constantly fears an attack, he carries steve's phone everywhere, he made new armors and even implanted a new arc reactor in his skin. he just wanted to live with pepper but when thanos arrives, he goes into space, alone, to face his biggest fear. he face him with his bare hand and he sacrifice himself, begging strange to let him die and not to give the stone for him.

ENDGAME: he's afraid to lose his family and he didn't want to die, but he's still going to help the avengers. even when he finally had a reason to live, when he has a home, a wife, daughter, that he was so close from happiness, he sacrifices all this for a world that doesn't even love him.

tony always did everything for the avengers, he always treated them like family, he made them equipment and took care of them, he did everything to keep them together.. even if they are not there for him, he's always there for them.

he's always full of attention for everyone like making them smoothies after battle, or remembers little details about them. he pays attention to the feelings of everyone and helps and comfort them. he always makes sure that they are okay.

he takes responsability for everything, creates organizations and the iron legion, pays to help repair the damage, gives scholarships, always takes care of people during battle, he evacuates the places, and when there's no time he keeps the danger away by drawing it towards himself.

he's always the one who suffers the most, he has been through the worst traumas but never stop. his priority has always been others. he sacrificed everything, his physical and mental health, his life and his happiness. always ready to risk his life, suffer and die to save everyone.

how can some people be so wrong about him.. how can they hate the man who does everything for his friends, his family.. who sacrifices everything for them and for absolutely everyone..?

this man has the biggest heart and the best soul 💖💖

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and for today’s warmup i bring u the origins of the buckythor mutual flirting

That is so adorable!

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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

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systlin

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

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hubris-i

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

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fridge246

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

Sorry it’s what to elves

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dvandom

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

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endreal

Legolas said fuck the horizon

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phdna

I find it fascinating that Sam, who reads people so well, after a full day of Bucky basically refusing to leave him alone while bringing up the shield every five seconds, accuses Bucky of wanting to be as close as to be locked in, just a little before Bucky admits that he’s projecting his Steve issues on to Sam. (Yeah, can’t imagine why Bucky would latch on to the last link he has with Steve…) And Bucky doesn’t even have a clever comeback to “That’s what you wanted, right?” so I’m pretty sure Sam isn’t wrong about this.

I know it’s played as bickering (and it is!) but Sam knows better than almost anyone what Steve meant to Bucky, and he’s canonically maybe the most emotionally intelligent character in the whole MCU. I think one of the main conflicts of this episode (which will be very interesting to follow as it continues to play out) is that Sam has a MUCH better grasp on what Bucky is struggling with than the opposite. In fact, I think until the couple therapy session, Bucky doesn’t even realize Sam has struggles at all. Their relationship is very unbalanced and it’ll be super cool to watch how it changes

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pukicho

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Forget everything before my next nap

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So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

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home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling

Twenty-nine years of pent up emotions exploded over one dinner and Buck doesn’t know what to do with himself now that he’s laid his feelings bare for his parents to see. He can’t seem to think clearly, coherent thoughts replaced by the echo of ‘you never made it easy on us, either one of you’ and ‘I don’t know what you expected us to do, Evan,’ and the sound of his own heart cracking in the silence that followed his plea to love him anyway. 

He feels lost. He drives around aimlessly, passing Eddie’s and the station where he knows Bobby is. He passes Hen’s and he passes his own apartment, not entirely sure he’s up for Albert’s company. There’s no doubt Chimney has already told him what happened. 

He drives until he realizes just where he’s ended up and he can’t help but think, this makes sense. 

Los Angeles Police Department. 

If you’d told Buck three years ago that he’d end up going to Athena Grant when he’s feeling like he’s in a million pieces, he’d have laughed in your face.

Yet, lo and behold, he’s searching for her in a busy police precinct three years later, just barely being able to hold himself together. 

“You never made it easy for us, either one of you!”

“We were supposed to? We were kids!”

“Evan, I don’t know what you expected us to do!”

“Love me anyway.”

“Buck? What are you doing here?” His name cuts through his parents’ words.

His eyes meet Athena’s and he can’t find the strength to hold himself together any longer. His lip quivers, his vision becomes blurry, and the only way to get rid of the lump in his throat is to let it out. He hears Athena mumble something before warm hands grab onto his arms and then he’s being walked out of the building and to a car. Not his own, but Athena’s. 

He’s a hiccupping, sobbing heap of man in the passenger’s seat of Athena’s SUV and he should feel embarrassed but all he feels is like he’s cracked open for all the world to see but it doesn’t matter because Athena wouldn’t judge him. That’s how a mom should be. 

“Buckaroo?” 

“Buck? You’re still letting people call you that?”

“It’s just a nickname, mom.”

After what seems like a lifetime, his tears slow to a stop and the embarrassment starts to settle in. “Shit, ‘Thena, I’m so sorry for ambushing you like that.”

“You didn’t ambush me, Buckaroo. I mean, I wasn’t expecting you to show up at my work but I’m happy you did.” She places a hand on his shoulder and Buck can’t help but relax into it. “Wanna tell me what happened? I thought you had dinner with your parents tonight.” Buck’s breath hitches. “Ah, bingo.”

Buck looks out at the busy streets of Los Angeles and starts to feel even smaller than he was previously felt. 

“Buck?” 

He clears his throat but continues to look out the window. “Are kids supposed to make it easy for parents?”

He sees Athena shake her head in the corner of his eye. “No. They’re kids, it’s not their responsibility to make things easier on the parents.”

Buck stays quiet while Athena drives, too lost in his head to ask about his car and where she’s taking him. 

“They don’t love me.” Buck whispers, cutting through the silence surrounding the car. “They never did.” 

“I’m sure that’s not true.”

Before she can say anything else, Buck shakes his head. “They didn’t even make me a baby box. Do you know how it felt to see a box full of Maddie’s baby things that they kept and then the look I received when I asked when I would get mine? They never loved me and the silence that followed my plea for them to love me even if I was a difficult kid really proved it.” 

Athena sighs. “Then they don’t deserve your love.” 

It’s then that he realizes Athena parked the car and they’re sitting in front of the Grant-Nash residence. “You could’ve just dropped me off at my apartment.”

“Uh, huh, not with how you’re feeling. Now here’s what’s going to happen; we’re going to head in there, I’m gonna make us some tea and we’re gonna talk until Bobby is finished dinner, okay?”

“I, I can’t intrude.” 

“You’re not intruding. You’re family.” She says it so matter-of-factly that it makes Buck shut his mouth and follow her. 

Athena stops at the door and turns to Buck before she can unlock it. “And Buck?” 

“Yes?”

“I don’t know how much of an effect this will have because I’m not your parents, but I love you as I love my kids.”

Buck didn’t think he had any more tears left in him after that night but he’s proven wrong as his vision blurs once again. “Even if I drive you crazy?”

“Especially when you drive me crazy.” 

Buck chuckles through his tears and looks down, bashfully. “I love you, too.” 

He thinks he might be imagining it, but Athena’s eyes are wet with tears as well as she goes to turn back to the front door. “I know. Now let’s get in there and warm ourselves up with some tea, what do you say?” 

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

In the living room of the Grant-Nash residence, sandwiched in between his Captain and his Captain’s wife, he feels more at home than he’d ever felt with his parents. 

“Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling.”

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Stephen: *is fuming*
Tony: what happened?
Stephen: Harley saved his schools number in our phones as scam likely.
Tony: that’s kinda smart actually
Stephen: oh he’s going to see how smart it is when he comes home and gets grounded for a month and a half
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Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

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dracophile

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

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aethersea

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

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crazy-pages

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

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silver-thyla

This is wonderful

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Harley: when do I get to stop listening to you
Stephen: I’m your father. you have to listen to me for the rest of your life.
Harley: No, I’ll listen to you for the rest of your life, bitch
Stephen:
Tony: damn
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