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horny on main legal for 24 hours. no survivors

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

Alphonse wrote this post

This is really about to take years off my life let’s get it

Not even 10 seconds in and he mentioned “western society”

Show me the numbers bitch

Welcoem to my university heres my graph on art get bad

well this sounds promising

This sounds like the advent of a furry pride campaign sponsored by two unlikely allies

i’ve found it, the promised land

me hearing the hit coldplay banger, viva la vida: nice

my 2012 hell brain:

the existence of weed is a tremendous victory for the left

“how much do you overthink?”

me:

GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

The very first line of the song - I shit you not - I legitimately felt the physical sensation of my soul leaving out of my chest and Ascending.

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

message to all babies: think before you think

Me: *wakes up*

Jigsaw killer: you have exactly 1 hour to use the hammer I’ve hidden somonewhere in your room to retrieve the key I’ve placed behind one of your knee caps and unlock the collar on your neck or it will twist thus breaking your neck

Me: Alexa do I have anything on my schedule today

Alexa: There are no activities on your schedule today, dickhead

Me: *goes back to sleep*

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

gay_irl

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*