nancy walks into the room to find eddie mid-rant, wailing about the cruelty of deforestation. she’s surprised, not knowing eddie was so passionate about the planet — until mike sighs and tells her eddie’s upset that steve waxed his chest hair
im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality
saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
that late 90s-early 2000s trend of loosely adapting literary classics into teen romcoms was the BACKBONE of our culture and society and we need to make it a thing again
“Erm… anxiety??”
— Harry Styles, when asked for one thing that Simon Cowell gave him. [The Chris Evans Breakfast Show, BBC Radio 2, 12th May 2017]
#This is probably the funniest running joke we have had in years
AU where Eddie’s super passionate about finding evidence of ghosts and his indulgent, actual ghost whisper boyfriend Steve quietly negotiation with the local poltergeist in the background of all of Eddie’s investigations
“C’mon man, can you just say hey to him in his lil recorder thing? … oh yeah no you can say ‘fuck’ for sure, he’ll love it!”
Meanwhile Eddie is acting like he’s excited and brave and charging straight into the creepy doll room without hesitation but runs out screaming right after because of an, in his defense, unusually large moth
Eddie, on a live-stream: Steve is a master at making a situation as awkward as possible and it’s not even an accident. He does it on purpose.
Steve: It’s the easiest way to get someone to leave. Everybody wants to see something embarrassing. No one wants to be a part of it.
Eddie: Yeah, for example. One time I got pulled over for speeding and Steve told the cop - unprompted, I was going to take the ticket - that the reason we were speeding was because I was about to shit my pants.
Eddie: Which, ha ha ha. You’ve used that one before, whatever. We were coming home from the park and the park we went to at the time, hid their trash cans so you could never find them.
Eddie: So he makes things infinitely more mortifying for me by holding up a doggie bag of dog shit and said that I had already had one accident.
Steve: Didn’t get a ticket though, did you? You’re welcome.
Eddie: I’m not thanking you!
Steve: I think I’ve actually perfected getting people to go away. I’m really good at it.
Eddie: Yeah, as evident by your entire childhood.
Steve:
Eddie: I’m so sorry. I don’t know why I said that.
idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
‘steve would hate robin dating nancy 😠’ are you kidding he’s literally robins kickass wingman. he walks in on ronance in the middle of a very heated makeout session, gives robin one glance, mouths ‘talk to me later’ and runs giggling out of the room.
sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism
“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders
Look we all know what he was thinking.
--Louis talking about maybe adding a different 1D song to the set for the upcoming tour leg
happy eleven year anniversary to this reply. nicole michelle i hope you’re doing well
