as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

1. that’s a garter stitch, which you can clearly see despite it being made of clay

2. they took the time to animate a modified continental style of knitting, including showing how his working yarn is wrapped around his pinky, and that he’s flicking with his index on his right hand

3. he only has four fingers and yet this is better than the vast majority of knitting on tv

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Ghost kitchens suck. I ordered from a supposedly vegan restaurant because I was in the mood for some orange tofu and they sent me orange chicken. Like it’s fine for me because I’m not vegan but if you advertise yourself as a vegan restaurant and send someone chicken because you can’t keep your two dozen different fake restaraunts straight I think that may be an issue.

I legit thought you were doing a bit about ordering from restaurants run by ghosts, and was fully prepared to believe that ghost cooks would think meat is vegan since they consider the flesh and the soul to be separate things

No that’s way more whimsical than the reality of the situation

I continue to be...speechless. I'm just so in awe of this show.

These siblings will have a lot to talk about

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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Sometimes a saxophone is just a saxophone

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

As with all german actors in the 30's, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)

m-m-m-manipulation *air horn sound effect*

Lilith being easily manipulated, brothers doing brother things, and a reference for Cain <3