sick of having to pretend to know stuff about things. i don’t know anything about any stuff

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

I will never become a dirty rotten pig stealing great-great grandmother.

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

boys with mental illnesses don’t need to “man up.” you are allowed to ask for help.

And we love you and want to see you shine!

Gender-neutral abuse awareness? On this hellsite? Nice. 👏👏👏

right? that’s what i said…

HELL WORLD OH MY GOD

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

Girls 18, 19, and in their early twenties should be able to venture into and get a grasp on adulthood without grown men taking advantage of their naivety

I just want people to care more about girls. We already barely get any protection from adult men when we’re underage, and that protection just completely disappears once we’re 18.

take your healing seriously before you end up fucking someone’s life up

Or even your own life.

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)