Cinderella's Fella

Beauty and the Beast dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise | 1991

SIMONE ASHLEY & JONATHAN BAILEY in the Bridgerton Event Live Red Carpet (2024)

BALDUR'S GATE 3 - dev. Larian Studios

"Voting doesnt work because not enough people in my country will vote for MY version of communism. We need a violent overthrow of the government to MAKE this happen"

@captainjonnitkessler im stealing your tags because youre so fucking right

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

Wicked (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu

The computer doesn't make the jumps. That was all you. ICE PRINCESS (2005) dir. Tim Fywell

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

Captain Extra™

Bridgerton (2020-present)