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Mario Party Superstars has an unintuitive way of determining the winners of minigames whereby it does not matter what the state of the game is during the celebration, only what it is when the timer reaches 0.

In the footage, Yoshi and Donkey Kong are competing in Snowball Summit, with Donkey Kong being thrown off right before the end, but the game still counting both him and Yoshi as winners.

This is due to the fact that when the timer reached 0, Donkey Kong was still, just barely, technically above the playing field. While he was laterally outside the field and would also be below it only one frame later, the game looked exclusively at his height coordinate at the 0 second mark, and declared him to have won the game.

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thehumanwiki

why are all of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon plots so batshit. like— “town is convinced you’re the harbinger of the apocalypse and starts a national manhunt to kill you.” “you come from a destroyed future and fight and if you solve the problem you get fucking deleted.” “you’re actually the tenth of so isekai protagonist they summoned but everyone else DIED.” “a being of pure hate wants to die because it’s being forcefed hate and tries to throw the earth into the sun. also it possesses your dad to send you HELL and you have to crawl put of it.”

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

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remornia

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

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stiwfssr

This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…
It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.
Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

All this talk and no one posts a link. God damn it, have to do everything myself around here! Here’s the promo page with previews and a purchase link from the actual Raging Stallions Studios website.

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mechieonu

i know that disney is too big to boycott effectively but that shouldn't translate to "and so we should keep buying their products like normal" but rather "at the very least we should try"

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toskarin

I think that, particularly as you get older, you start getting a lot choosier about what popular media you actually acknowledge as popular (which partly comes from not keeping up with new things as feverishly, but also for a lot of people comes from being annoyed with kids)

this is one of the more insidious creative poisons, because if you're being selective like that, you start to think that there's an upward trend in the production value of popular things when there's... really not

your adult friends, who have probably spent multiple creative generations refining their tastes, are just being choosier about what they talk about

the single greatest motivation killer is to accept an ever-higher baseline quality expectation for media instead of realising that being distinctive is enough

yes, people do sincerely enjoy that thing all your friends have agreed is bad, and no, they aren't hatewatching it

there are two things that should probably be internalised if you're going to be making thoughtful things aimed at adults:

  1. unless you draw yourself into comparison with something by being a cunt about it (which you can do on purpose if you want, it's kind of value-neutral), you're probably not getting compared to it negatively. you're being complimented in the vocabulary available to the people you've entered into dialogue with.
  2. your primary audience is ten years younger than you think at absolute minimum. if you're writing something edgy and adult under the assumption that everyone reading it is your peer, you've forgotten that spark moment you had at about 14 years old where you noticed a condescending tone in media aimed at you and started seeking out stories that were marketed to adults

neither of these are bad things, but you've got to swallow them like pills and accept they exist, then exorcise them from your mind entirely

it's like literary stomach medicine, and while you probably shouldn't be drinking it all the time, you also shouldn't be putting it off until you're spitting up gastric juice into your coffee mug

don't "don't worry about it," but don't ignore the symptoms of powercreeping yourself

have you read your favourite book lately? vile thing. always a (deeply necessary) derailment of the heart when you read something dear to you after writing for a while and find that, by your own metric, your favourite author isn't meeting the standards you've been holding yourself to

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To any young person seeing this kind of shit.

Good people don't give a fuck what you look like. Seriously. I regularly don't wear make up and no one cares (my mom used to but she's given up and wears less herself now!). I was told all my life having acne was gross and bad. It's not. Acne is a thing adults have and it's fine (I'm not a doctor don't yell at me). It's fine if your hair isn't perfect, it's fine if your nails are chipped, it's fine if you have a pimple anyone who comments is a dick, it's FINE. LIVE HOW YOU WANT.

But for the love of your family and your body wear sunscreen and moisturize!! Skin cancer is serious and not to be taken lightly.

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Storytelling (no matter the medium) needs excitement! Charisma! Presence!

The narrator (no matter the POV) needs an opinion in order for the audience to fully immerse in the narrative.

The lights flared and the cameras turned on to capture the action.

vs.

The lights! The camera! The action!

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