heyyy

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

Gay as fuck to brush your teeth

Gay as fuck to drink water

Gay as fuck to eat a healthy snack

Gay as fuck to take a shower

Gay as fuck to practice your hobbies that make you happy

Gay as fuck to take care of yourself

if i knew y'all were gonna positive-memes my post like this i would've just hit discard draft

Both Gus and hunter would have such a Zuko and Aang dynamic in earlier seasons

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

fuck breaking the fourth wall i am breaking the third wall. WHERE is the stage door get me the hell out of here

I love birds they are so soft and sweet and have soulful eyes

Can’t get enough of these bad boys

Tranquility ✨️✨️

(He/him)

Reblogs appreciated <3

It's a me!

Reblogs appreciated <3

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

remember when someone wrote a callout post about me because of this post

idk the exact wording but basically they said this post was “sexualizing people without their consent”

I asked all the Julians in the world and they’re cool with this post actually

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

@bifrosted-flakes

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING

IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY

ONE MORE QUESTION DOES YOUR PENIS FLOATS IN WATER

YES

i like how there were seven different people speaking one dialogue

official boob post