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A neoblog.

@utility-fish / utility-fish.tumblr.com

Faithfully documenting The Neopets Team's spelling errors since 2016.  I follow from not-yossarian
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NEOPIANS WE FUCKING WON

edit: i apologize for the strong language

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utility-fish

I genuinely don't understand how people are reading any of this as a good thing. "Are there plans to integrate crypto" is a yes or no question and the answer is very deliberately worded to not be "no." Especially in combination with

""""currently,""""

edit again: ok I just noticed that that question is included twice in the medium post they put out, I thought at first they might have changed their answer at some point but it remains weird that they have like three opportunities to say "no there is not crypto in the game and there never will be" in the faq that they wrote themselves and they were evidently trying out a few different wordings that kind of dance around the question instead

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zmpl

i consider this to be LGBTQ+ history

i’m not even kidding either, here are some more 2000s LGBTQ+ neopets guilds to be archived

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royalboybun

Hi to anyone reading this!!!

Please consider sending a kofi to my beloved- we’re trying really, really hard to save up for his immigration!!! We’re married and so happy about it, and to complete the immigration process so we can live together forever, we need to pay some hefty fees to file for a green card, and trying to save for that while paying rent and all the other bills has been nearly impossible.

So if you want to help us out, all boosts and donations are so, so appreciated and make a huge difference!!!! Even a few bucks makes it so much easier. Plus, he’s doing really lovely doodle comms if you send 3 kofis his way!!! If donating isn’t your speed but commissioning is, you can get some fun art out of it and help us immensely!!

Thank you for reading!!!

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I miss this neoboards emoji

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it’s so expressive it should be standard everywhere. I feel like that all the time

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Hey y’all so I need help.

So I’m in a stressful situation but I really need help.

My family is fostering kittens that a local cat had in backyard.

One of them, Chad, got extremely sick with a upper respiratory infection.

My parents literally said “nothing can be done” and to “just put him in a shoe box and wait”

Literally just saying to let him die and suffer.

I refused to let this happen.

So my partner and I got everything possible together and got him admitted to the Emergency vet with a deposit. They told us he had a 50/50 chance of pulling through. His life is worth it, hes just a kitten and he deserves a full life too.

So now Chad is doing better ready to come home! Unfortunately, however I know it’s going to be very expensive. My partner works part time and I’m severely disabled. The vet wont let us do a payment plan.

Please please please donate and share if you can.

Please be the help Chad needs, the world is so shitty but even little kittens deserve life and love.

Cashapp: $chubbypixel

Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/chubbypixel

Update:

We got back from the vet and our remaining balance is 380$! We are hoping to raise it before tomorrow as boarding cost adds on daily, please share!

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