guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

shaggy’s got a fucking gun!!!

as you wish

equivalent exchange

The paranoia and obsession underlying this ideology is really something

I think this illustrates really well how trans exclusionary radical feminism actually reinforces gendered expectations of what a man/woman should look like, sound like, act like, etc. and leads to stringent policing of gender along hegemonic, patriarchal norms rather than anything liberating or radical.

Hegemonic and racist norms because whites supremacist ideology is at the heart of terfism

TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???

DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!

#POST TITS

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

Ryan 'I'm a ghost hunter but I don't want to see them' Bergara

Ryan before he visits a place: I AM DO EXCITED FOR THIS I HOPE WE FIND SOMETHING

Ryan, once he steps into the building:

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

I think this is reachable and we can do it SO PREPARE FOR SELF CARE

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Thor: The Dark World

Chris Evans as Loki as Steve Rogers in Thor: The Dark World

Tom Hiddleston as Chris Evans as Loki as Steve Rogers in Thor: The Dark World

Layer after layer after layer 😂

[my obligatory comment about how Hiddleston wings out the shield but Evans doesn’t because Chris is used to the prop and Tom isn’t]

[my obligatory comment about Chris Evans’ ass in that suit]

inside me there are two wolves

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵