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whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about
capitalism
if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games
"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"
this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun
It was also about Capitalism
"Ain't nothin in this world for free"
this is about the 4 DLC expansions you could buy at $9.99 apiece
having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair
people keep going "WAIT which comics are these???" what i was remarking on is not that these are specific individual comics but moreso that these were trends at the time. there were like fifty "gay twink and jock" and like fifty "white princess and not white knight" and like fifty "gay rats talking" and— well, yknow. homestuck
PLAY THE MEGALOVANIA
the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood
— If the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up, I… I accidentally switched them back, so… I gave Harlan… — The correct doses, yes. But not accidentally.
KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson
*whistles nonchalantly *
Palestinian throws a rock. Media : “terrorism”
Israel bombs people in their homes. Media : “self defense”.
What does deadname mean
i just met the most unfortunate man in the world today
taco bell | las vegas, nevada
Really wish all the other species of human hadn’t died out
I know we would’ve fucked it all up somehow but imagine the memes
Paranthropus boisei, about us:
Awww thay shits what im talking about
Back at it again
Be the change you wish to see in the world
(come on guys i can’t do this all by myself forever)
@gauntletknight just for you
suck it lucy
These are so funny oh my god my dream has come true
I just saw a post debating whether in a modern AU, Geralt of Rivia would use swords or a gun to hunt monsters
Excuse me
Modern Geralt of Rivia uses live traps, sedatives, and radio collars
Modern Geralt of Rivia breaks into the veterinary clinic of someone he went to grad school with and falls asleep in the laundry area. The staff find him when they come in in the morning.
When modern Geralt of Rivia’s grant funding ran out he started guiding drug traffickers through the wilderness to pay for his conservation work.
Modern Geralt of Rivia installs beehives around human settlements because bees are annoying even to monsters
Modern Geralt of Rivia gets really pissed off when visitors to the Conjunction Reserve leave food in their cars because then the Fiends learn to break in and end up becoming aggressive and having to be put down
Modern Geralt of Rivia adopts stray puppies and trains them to track poachers
Modern Geralt of Rivia is the only one who can convince the rock trolls to get out of the road and let people pass
Yes, he finds Jaskier annoying, but who else is going to write funding proposals and grant applications? Geralt?
PS I censored the spoilers but if you want to see them, just click the link above. Yes, one of them is from Love is Blind
this is one of the reasons it’s so hard to translate on the fly 😭 monoglots just don’t understand and think you’re bad at the source language 😟
