my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

my mom: comes home and puts the groceries down on the table really hard

me who knows exactly whats coming:

parent: comes home and slams the door with more force than usual

me:

my mom: stands on the porch with her arms crossed with that im very angry at you face tm on me already knowing what she is going to yell at me for: 

my mom: walks with heavy steps through the house.

me:

my mom : walks loud & fast in the hallway towards my room

me :

Ya’ll, uuuh, I think, maybe, your home life might not have been so super healthy.... ?

yes thats the point.

That's exactly the point.

"yall know this isnt normal right?"

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what white people need to understand is that making characters of color require actual thought and effort. its not enough to have a diverse cast if the characters you make have no real connection to their culture and ESPECIALLY if these characters fall into harmful stereotypes. when you make a character of color you need to examine how writing that character can potentially fall into harmful stereotypes, and how to change the story/aspects of the character accordingly. you need to LEARN from people of color and listen to us. you need to seek out resources and information so to avoid racism, not wait for someone to point out when ur being racist and act only then. and even after that, if you made a character a POC without thought into their background and cultures, and how their lives are affected by being a POC, then thats very lazy representation at best.

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

This is also sweet pea erasure

Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let’s see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

It’s high noon

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

All the time!

not even reeses and all of his pieces could stop me

not even j.d. power and all of his associates

all of my characters are idiots. I cannot change this

they say to write what you know, and I know nothing

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me