i would listen to you for hours

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

I’m from a place where the worst someone can do to you is forget to say thank you. bonus (#wilderness progress):

You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

(reference)

alien cats 💚‼️

if you're so lucky that he lets you know his heart, be careful how you hold it. if you're so worried that the afterlife is dark, then make sure that he knows this: he is loved, he is loved, he is loved.

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

I, for one, welcome the babygirl of 2024

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

sorry guys but this is literally what affection looks like

the wicked strike of jubjub's past

The masc carabiner and the femme chatelaine.

You agree.