I just walked in on my roommate and her boyfriend having sex and I don't know how to mentally recover do you have any tips
lol honestly, it happens. theyre probably more embarrassed about it than you are, but if this is a reoccurring thing where youve tried talking to them and nothing has worked I’d enact war.
Don war paint, go out into the shared living space where your roommate can hear and play the Circle of Life as loud as you can on the best speaker you have doing a full live broadway reenactment. Wash the dishes so the pots and pans clang together. Make popcorn. Vaccuum. All the loud shit you can possibly do. when they come out asking “what the fuck is wrong with you??” say “oh so only YOU get to be loud?? atleast my noise is assisting with the place and is good wholesome fun that the Lord approves of!” and continue with your business like a madman
that’s me. im one taco shell short of a full plate, so that’s what my petty ass would do.
GUESS WHOS BACK
I’m done with my hiatus, y'all. I might be a little slow with posting for now, but I’ll still be posting. Also if this is reblogged it’s probably one of my other blogs.
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
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Hiatus.
If you haven't noticed, I don't post very much anymore. This is because of various reasons I don't want to get into, by I'll be deleting the tumblr app for now I will be back tho. Also if this is reblogged it's beciase it's another of my accounts.
Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)
Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date
He looks so proud of it
consider this: don’t shit on things people like unless it’s
- illegal
- morally wrong
- league of legends
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW.
My tears
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. That needed to be repeated. Even Playboy.
Crows are scary They
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)
Yeah but have you seen this
A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.
Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill
I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.
that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.
Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.
this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.
Best birbs !!
if my account gets deleted i want it to be for this
If I ever don’t Reblog this assume I’ve died
Omg 😂😂
I've seen this post so many times but every time I forget about the song and I just start crying because when I was younger and was too scared to come out I went to one of her concerts and two women got engaged on stage and it was the best day.
Évolution inversée
he looked old for 14
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.” ― Pablo Picasso
my brother tried to school me about “reverse sexism” and i wasn’t having it
this has 7,000 notes and i’m terrified
“sweet sweet Tristan”
why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
I’m fucking crying
fuckin scooter
i need help
im an autistic trans person who needs help
i have no food other than food that makes me go into sensory overload or food with milk in it which i’m allergic to
i live in an abusive home, i cant go outside or work or go to the store
please help me. i’ve seen posts like this so i made a gofundme http://www.gofundme.com/31fuzd4
one dollar can get me food for a day please
the only reason im aiming for ten dollars is that i need to buy sanitary products cause my mom refuses to buy them for me and i also need those in addition to food
ill be forever in debt to anyone who donates, even just a dollar
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Internet is going crazy after 4chan, Twitter and Reddit conducted an extremely bizarre investigation following the John Podesta e-mail leak (Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman) and the results are surreal: They’ve apparently uncovered an elite child trafficking network which celebrates its tendencies using code words and disturbing artworks.
Here’s some of the Clues They’ve Found:
- Comet Pizza is a pizza place owned by James Alefantis. It has been the venue for dozens of events for the Hillary campaign staff. John Podesta has had campaign fundraisers there for both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. John’s brother and business partner Tony Podesta has his birthday party there every year.
- James Alefantis, once listed as the 49th “most influential” person in DC by GQ yet he only owns a pizza shop.
- James Alefantis in french translates to ‘Jamie les enfants’ which in English means “I love Children”
- James instagram, which was set to private the day 4chan and twitter started prying, has several creepy, disturbing, and incredibly suspicious pictures. Everything from a childs coffin, a concrete room, a white van, him as a child with dead animals laid out in front of him which he killed, a little girls hands taped to a desk, etc.
- James boyfriend posted a picure hugging a baby with yellow beads around both of them and the caption #ChickenLover, which if you look it up is slang for “homosexual who has sexual attraction to underage boys.”
- Comet Pizza is located right across the street from “Beyond Borders”, which says on its website it works to “end child slavery and violence against girls” in Haiti and it is a subsidiary of the Clinton Foundation Charity.
- 3 shops all located closeby to Comet pizza have FBI issued and well-known Pedophile symbols as heir logos: Besta Pizza (two stores down from Comet and owned by DOJ employee Andrew Kline), Beyond Borders & Terasol Bistro and Artisan Gallery.
- Besta Pizza changed their logo a couple days ago when this investigation went viral
- John Podesta’s brother has a giant sculpture of Jeffery Dahmers victim in his house. John Podesta has a picture of cannibalism in his office and naked teenagers in his home.
- HUNDREDS of emails have been found using known pedophile code words in Podesta’s emails
- Tony also mentions in a different article one of his favorite artists is Biljana Djurdjevic. Her paintings are of children being tied up. Here’s a quick look at her art
- Comet Pizza has Kim Nobel Paintings on their walls. For those who don’t know, Kim suffered from being abused, raped and tortured as a child during satanic rituals. because of this she grew to have several mental problems such as Multiple Personality Disorder. She uses art to depict the torture she endured.
- (WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC) In this painting, you can see five adults standing in what looks to be a pentagram. Below the child being raped, there is a handkerchief and this appears in multiple of Kim’s paintings. Apparently the handkerchiefs are put under the child to collect blood/semen as a token or “map”…..sounds familiar..NOW WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THIS BEFORE??? oh yeah! John Podesta’s email.
- we KNOW there are underground tunnels in DC, and there are some very close to Connecticut Ave. What you don’t know is why Comet pizza posted a picture of people working in them. In fact, People checked with the city, and neither Comet Pizza or neighboring businesses have filed a building permit within the last three years. It is off record whatever they had done here.
- Monica Petersen who was investigating child trafficking in Haiti in possible connection to the Clintons was found Dead from an apparent “suicide” 3 days ago. Officials refuse to give family any additional information. And these are the same circumstances as two other people who were investigating the clintons and podestas in the past couple months.
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And remember This is not about politics. These are serious allegations with way too many connections to just be called a coincidence. The allegations are that these people kidnap, torture, rape and even kill children. Whatever you believe we can all agree This needs to be investigated