A Title

commish for a patron

Great eared nightjar

this is a dragon

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

Those ARE great ears.

fanfic writers: if you were shown nothing but the title of one of your own fics, do you think you would be able to remember which one it is

I think the ship name for Gale of Waterdeep and Wyll of Baldur's Gate should be Watergate. 🥰

I can’t stop laughing about this

second tweet in as many weeks to go nuts on tumblr AND twitter…….boocanan brand is global

Whenever I go through Wither's tomb, I usually have Gale pick up and interact with the Book of Dead Gods cause he usually has an easier time with the roll to unlock the book.

But he rolled a nat 1 and failed his arcana check spectacularly, then immediately rolled a nat 20 on the strength check to pound the lock with his bare fists. Had a little bit of wizard rage there, I think.

Pov: Ramattra is done with your... 'nonsense.'

✨them✨

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

semiaquatic secret agent

the x files i love you so so soooo much but please can you get your lighting game together

mistreating him