this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there

kabru the visiterrrrrrrrr

Bothering the beast

Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔

ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE

I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps

I've never seen death of the author applied to a baked good before, until now that is

I've seen a few "Tim and Alice would be besties" posts and I love it so much cuz like. Tim's sense of humor canonically is mostly pop culture references to movies and stuff, there's no real indication that he's particularly online. Meanwhile Alice speaks like she's been Very active on tumblr for longer than she's been at OIAR CONSTANTLY, she just says the strangest shit all the time. So I just keep imagining a conversation between Tim and Alice constantly having to stop because Tim keeps cracking up unable to breathe over the Shit Alice Keeps Saying and he's never heard any of that kind of shit before, especially not with such a casual, nonchalant delivery. And Alice is laughing because its hilarious how offline Tim is. Hearing the phrase "none pizza with left beef" would incapacitate him.

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

How do you go on with life after that?

Look you thought YOU were having a bad Monday, but please get some perspective. In all likelihood nobody rolled a gigantic orb of shit over your body, compressing you stinkily into the dirt.

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

Radical Centrism

Kabru thinks he's playing 5D chess but Laios and Falin are cooking and eating the pieces

Knowledge Revenge.