Sans Merci

My girl is so down bad for himmmmm.

They warm my heart

ELOISE BRIDGERTON & THEO SHARPE Bridgerton — S02E05: An Unthinkable Fate

I’m so obsessed with them 🫠🫠🫠

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

“If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share in what I was entitled to share. If he thought me unworthy, unfit to weep with him, I should feel it as the most poignant humiliation.”

Oscar Wilde

everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever

like this Changed Me

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

add that one to the list, boys

You're right and you should say it

Lmao. This is the dumbest take. If you read the books you’d know he got sidelined compared to what his arc was/could be in the series.

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

@staffs-secret-blog YOU FUCKERS BRING YOUR ASSES OVER HERE

YOUR HANDS REEK OF THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT TUMBLR USERS

REVERT THE CHANGES ELSE WE SHALL TEAR YOU TO PIECES WITH OUR BARE HANDS

EYE FOR AN EYE

TOOTH FOR A TOOTH

Ooo consider my timbers shivered

Shit. Sorry to the non bots I’ve auto blocked 💁🏻‍♀️

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

my june attempt at a study of Joseph Lorusso’s tender style and colouring, specifically the couples from “Saying Goodbye” and “Be with Me.”

This is INCREDIBLE 😭😭😭 GORGEOUS.

The way I love this trope so much

Richard in London recently

Lmaooooo I mean same.

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

Why are your stupid little wizards and knights eating potato stew in your dumb European middle ages fantasy world. Where did they get potatoes from. Where is the center of domestication of potatoes, do you have a fantasy Andean civilization? What are the social and economic consequences of having such a calorie rich crop in cold climates. I don't care about "themes" or "enemies to lovers with found family", I didn't ask about that. Where does your idiot space captain gets their shitty coffee from. Is it imported from Earth? Are there coffee growing worlds? Is it an alien species replacement with the same name? What are the social consequences of that? Don't try to change the subject, I'll stop pointing the gun when I want, I'm trying to have a conversation here,

gold in them there tags

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