Noli me tangere.

so this happened to me today

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀

BABY OH NO

this gets funnier each time he does it i’m dyin

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

Before camera cranes were invented, William A. Wellman pulled off this tracking shot in WINGS (1927). It was the first Best Picture Oscar winner.

Cinematic moments

For those that are curious on how this was done: a custom built inverted rig held the camera as it was pushed along an overhead ceiling track. The camera operator laid above the camera on a flat platform.

Resting Goats, 1840 by Jacques Joseph Lécurieux  (French, 1801–after 1870)

1849 Józef Simmler - Portrait of Katarzyna Jahn, the artist’s sister

(National Museum, Warsaw)

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday

thistleandopal

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

it is very childish and naive but i am still so shocked to see that so many people are just fucking outright mean

A pair of corvids are observed perched silently atop a street light during a misty morning in coastal California. ♡

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

I made gift wrap out of this post